You think your safe?

sup

Heyo

*journeys theme song intensifies*

XDDDD

lol lets start

Alright
Caden: WAKEEEE UPPPPPPP

(Kayla is in galar, but isn't finished tho)
Kayden: ALRIGHT, IM UP!

Caden: alright!

GK: *gets his bag and goes outside*

Cadne: *isnt even wearing shoes

GK: bro, put some shoes on!

Caden:why?

GK: before you hurt yourself!

Caden: Im fine

GK: alright, now, aren't we supposed to be getting our pokemon?
(wait...)

(Leon gives the pokemon

(but still, there's one Eternatus, and one of us can catch him)

(HmMmmMm0

(DIBS!)

(alright he will just catch a legendary in the crown tundra

(ok, makes sense, i don't have dlc)

(oof, I do)

(lol)
GK: alright, I choose Skrobunny
(if we're even there)

(so they know leon then)
Caden: bet, sobble

(yeah, basically)
GK: soo, wanna battle?

Caden: alright

GK: skorbunny, GO!

Caden: Go sobble

GK: Tackle!

Caden: Bubble

GK: double Kick!

*bubble spam

GK: electro ball?

*sucker punch spam

*electro ball spam*

*liquidation spam for the defense drops

*EVEN MORE ELECTRO BALL SPAM*

*spamnmmmmm

*Spam 100*

*idk who wins

(AHH, SHIT, HERE WE GO AGAIN)

*you do

(do what?)

(win, kayden

(oh, ok)
GK: Y E S, I WIN!

Caden: Boi chill

GK: sorry, it's just I won my first battle!

Caden: w h a t e v e r

GK: *walks away, big grin on his face*

*Caden proceeds to go to the train station

GK: *catches a Rookidee

*He go to the crown tundra

*grind go brrr*

*catch pokemons

*wild area go brrr*

*Y e et

*grinds on dynamax raids*

*eeg skips

*scorbunny evolves from candy*
(true story)

(i instantly made it level 100

(wait what?!)

(using candys I got from a event through mystery gift

(oooohhhhh, i just got my cinderace to lvl 99)

(lmao

(THE AGONY, HAVING TO CATCH/KILL SO MANY POKEMON!

(lol

GK: *catches Haunter*

*skip to after all the gyms because Im lazzyyy

(lmao)
GK: I haven't lost to one gym!
(lies, I lost to rock)

(XDDD, I didnt have a single pokemon faint to any of the gyms)
Caden: Pathetic

(luck 100)
GK: well, I'm ready to beat the unbeatable champion!

Caden: Nope *spedeedeedededededee

GK: *speed on bike*

*gotta go fast

GK: *SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddddddd

(wait in this game its a tournament

(oh yeah)

*when they face each other in le tournament

GK: well, I guess we battling again!

Caden: bet

GK: Rhydon, GO!
(yes, I caught a rhydon)

(I traded my starter for a lapras from my friend, gmax)
Caden: Go lapras

(dang bro, that's tough)
GK: wait, no, go Pikachu
(G-Max, from Let's go Pikachu)

Caden: Bulldoze!

GK: Thunder!

*Hail

GK: Electro Ball!

Caden: perish song

GK: *switch go brr to Gyarados*
(named thank Jesus, it was high leveled)

*switch to luxray

GK: Drill Run!
(i mean Rhydon)

(bruh you should have said switched to rhydon -.-)
Caden: ICE FANG *super effective

GK:Bulldoze!

*Ice fang spammmm

GK: Double Team?
*weird moves go brrr*

*it eventualy hits because of the scope lens, and the one x accuracy he used

*focus sash go brrr*
GK: full restore, go!

Caden: roar *the pokemon switches out

GK: go, Noivern!
(I didn't really have any other pokemon good against electric)

Caden: Ply rough!

GK: BOOMBURST!

*play rough go brrrr* (also luxray has intimidate

GK: *spammm*

*spam

*spam bc wynaut*

(down to last pokemon?

(yee)

(o k)

GK: Cinderace, DYNAMAX!

Caden: Lapras, GIGANTAMAX

GK: MAX FLAME!!!

*Max gyser go brrrr

*Max Flare go brrr*

*Max moveeesss

*spam 100*

*lapras got more damage of with super effective hits

GK: hmph, MAX LIGHTNING!

*More damge because He gets off the r a i n when you stop doing max flare

*demax go brrrr*
GK: PYRO BALL!

*surf go brrrrr

GK: double team

*Horn drill spam to try and get the ohko

GK: double team
*the amount of Cinderaces are insane*

*dragon dance spam for set up

GK: Pyro Ball!
*the amount of pyro balls are unreal*

Caden: All that goes to waste, SURF! *It hits them all

GK: uhhh, MORE DOUBLE TEAM, HAHAHAHAHA

*surf to keep hitting them all and do damage

GK: ELECTRO BALL!

*its not doing much due to dragon dance*
Caden: Thanks for the setup

GK: no u, ATTRACT!

Caden: Jokes on you lapras is the same gender, horn drilL!

GK: Quick Attack so it misses!

*horn drill spam

*quick attack spam to keep missing*

*actually no because lapras is slow, so quick attack doesnt matter

GK: you can basically just run from these!

*switches to sheer cold

*miss*
GK: aight, Pyro Ball!

(Oh btw lapras has better accuracy because it holdig a scope lense

GK: FOCUS BLAST!
*stronk*

*OHKO Move spam

*Cinderace is dancing dodging moves now*

(focus sash doesnt work because it was already hit piror to the ohko

(?)

(The focus sash cant work

(wdym "he got hit prior?")

(he was hit with surf, and max moves before the hrn drill, so the focus sash broke

(hmm, but there weren't any moves that would've ko'd him other than horn drill)

(so? thats not how a focus sash works

(read the article, that is if its the F I R S T hit

boi

And that, for sure was not the first hit, and belive me I have used a focus sash (on pikachu

(i used it, it works on ANY hit)

(that isn't how it works, i played brick bronze once, them with half hp, hit them with a OHKO move, Focus sash saved them, and they knocked out my Lucario, so that isn't how it works)

(brick bronze isnt even a offical game

(it needs to be tbh)

well that aint how it works

Wha-
whatever,

Also R.I.P, brick bronze was deleted due to copyright (Or it was

(there are so many copies, only ONE was good, you could get any pokemon you wanted)

(I stopped playing it after a while

(oh ok)

Caden: Finally

GK: crap

Caden: lmao

GK: i'll get my chance at champion after you lose!

Caden: You wish

GK: HAH, YOU CAN'T BEAT LEON, HE'S NEVER BEEN BEATEN!

Caden: Whatever you say

GK: good luck anyways

*battle tiem

Leon: so, you want to beat the unbeatable champion?

(lol)
Leon: heh, good lu-
*Rose interrupt go brrr*

Caden:what is it now?

Rose: sorry to interrupt, but the world is ending, Leon did this, he didn't listen, goodbye!
(what he said in a nutshell)

(lmao yes)
Caden: Alrighty then

Leon: c'mon, let's stop the end!

Caden: Ok

*Gk is already outside the gym*
GK: GUYS, I THINK ROSE IS IN THE POWER PLANT!

Caden: *speed

GK:*goes to the power plant to face Rose*

Caden: *follow

GK: HEY, ROSE!

Rose: What are you doing here?

GK: stopping the end of the world!

Rose: *Doubt

GK: I doubt I lose!
*yeets Cinderace*
(I remember sweeping his entire team with only Cinderace, no damage)

(charizard sweep for me)
Caden: Go cenkitorch

(wait, you mean rose?)

(Caden there too

(yeah but, we're battling Rose)

(DOUBLE BATTLE)
*rose pokemon go brrr

(YES)
GK: PYRO BALL!

Caden: FLAMETHROWERRR SPAMmm

GK: *spamming go brrrr*

Caden: dats illegal

GK: what the actual heck *memories IOO* THE SWORD AND SHIELD!

*They beat him

GK: now to the roof!

Caden: 8runs onto the roof

*leon is there*
Leon: kids, I weakened it, I've got this!

Caden: are you sure about that

Leon: *yeets pokeball* yes
GK: BRO, USE THE FREAKING MASTER BALL!!!!

*the ball rocks once*
GK: it's gonna break out...

Caden: give it a second

*charizard protects them as eternatus breaks out*
GK: TOLD YOU!

Caden: GO LAPRAS

GK: yeet goes the noivern!

Caden: Ice beam

*the moves don't do anything*
GK: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON, WE CAN'T USE MOVES?!

Caden: Uh yeah?

GK: we could use those to defeat Eternatus!
*digs to find the sword*

*he pulls out the shield

GK: BACK FOUL DEMON!
*starts pointing the sword at eternatus*

Caden: uh *holds up the shield

*howling*

Caden: the hell?

*even more howling*
GK: wot the fu-

Caden: u h m

*Zacian and Zamazenta appear*
GK: WOAH, ZACIAN AND ZAMAZENTA WITH NO BRIM!

Caden: UH OK THEN

*they transform into their true form*
GK: alright!

Caden: Uh now what

GK: we battle!
*eternatus eternamaxes*

Caden: NOW ICE BEAm

GK: DRAGON CLAW!
Zacian: *uses Behemoth Blade*
Zamazenta: *uses Behemoth Bash*

*2 dragon dances go brr

GK: *Dragon Breath*
Zacian: *move spam go brrr*
Zamazenta: *move spam go BRRRRRRRRRRR*

*ice beam spam go brr

*eternatus is ready to be caught*
GK: *talking to Leon* THIS IS HOW YOU CATCH A LEGENDARY POKEMON!
*yeets Ultra Ball*

Caden: *sits back knowing he already has a legendary pokemon

(LOL)
*shake, shake, shake*

(Its latias)
Caden: ...

(0_0)
*ball shrinks and eternatus is caught*

(wot)
Caden: Nice

(how the actual- oh, dlc)
GK: YAY, I GOT A LEGENDARY POKEMON!
(i just realized there isn't a real mythical pokemon in Galar)

(there is zarude)
Caden: Cool, I have one too

(oh yeah)
GK: noice

(yeo, also melmetal)
Caden: ye, thats why I only had five pokemon

GK: bro, that's cool!

Caden: Thanks *he leaves the roof

GK: *leaves and goes to watch the championship*

*he gets latios out of the box and heads to the stadium

Leon: so, ready to lose?

Axton: Are you sure about that "unbeatable" champion

Leon:

Axton:: Alright lets do it

Leon: *yeets Aegislash*

*tyranitar go brr

*iron defense*

*dark pulse

*stance change*
*Sacred sword*

*payback with double the power

*Shadow Ball*

*Not very effective*
Caden: earthquake

*Iron Defense*
*stance change*

*dark pulse spam

*Aegislash faint*
Leon: *haxorus go brrr*

Caden: ICE FANG

*Dragon Claw*

*outrage

*dragon pulse*

*Outrage again