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not me typing random words in the comment section just cause I can He spiked his hair green to support his iguana.
I checked to make sure that he was still alive.
If you don't like toenails, you probably shouldn't look at your feet.
There have been days when I wished to be separated from my body, but today wasn’t one of those days.
Thigh-high in the water, the fisherman’s hope for dinner soon turned to despair.
He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood.
Green should have smelled more tranquil, but somehow it just tasted rotten.
Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico.
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid.
He went on a whiskey diet and immediately lost three days.
He had decided to accept his fate of accepting his fate.
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn't quite go as expected.
The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future.
As he entered the church he could hear the soft voice of someone whispering into a cell phone.
There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn't it.
He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day.
He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing that enchantment awaited on the other side.
He kept telling himself that one day it would all somehow make sense.
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldn't eat.
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it.
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter.
Flying fish few by the space station.
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility.
I’m a living furnace.
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships.
I’m working on a sweet potato farm.
We need to rent a room for our party.
When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier.
A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them.
Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people.
Getting up at dawn is for the birds.
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is.
The external scars tell only part of the story.
Patricia loves the sound of nails strongly pressed against the chalkboard.
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head.
He learned the hardest lesson of his life and had the scars, both physical and mental, to prove it.
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