Bugs: hello?

Shady: ..........f**k Fakie

Bugs: what happened to you?

Shady: Fakie did something and made me some shadow...... at least I am not a human anymore

Bugs: yeah...

Shady: I can’t even do anything seemingly normal things

Bugs: sorry that that happened to you

Shady-luckily most things can’t even touch me, well Equinox and Kedrei can somehow

Bugs: yeah...

Shady: I hate them so much

Bugs: I guess...

Shady: .......also who is this Ice dragon I hear a few people complaining about

Bugs: *shivers* frigid

Shady: who is she and what does she do

Sunstorm: PTSD IN 3 2 1

Ezlo: oh no, she’s gonna hear the bullshit

Bugs: I don’t wanna talk about it...

Shady: I need to know

Bugs: ...

Shady: please

Fakie: SCAR THE THING FROM THE WORST SPECIES

Bugs: n-no...

Fakie: lemme just *explains everything in full detail*

Shady: I want to die

Bugs: y-yeah

Shady: why would anyone do that

Bugs: because people are awful

Shady: let me guess every god is awful here

Pineapple: bruh

Bugs: most of them I guess...

Sunstorm: did your brother send that warning to Clear yet-

Shady: what

Bugs: not yet... he’s probably being lazy

Sunstorm: he has to or it’s time for pumped up kicks, also Clear ate me once and it was kinda sexual

Bugs: wait she did?

Sunstorm: yes, but Emoji thing and Soggy paper are worse

Shady: ....

Thomas: she tried to eat me before as well
Bugs: ...

Bloo: idk-

Gunner: he is a furry f**ker-

Thomas: I know that

Hex: y-yeah....

Thomas: I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER

Hex: she ate my head as well.

Thomas: she’s disgusting! She said she wanted to “feel you” HOW F**KING MESSED UP-

Bloo: but who’s worse?

Thomas: between who?

Bloo: anyone.

Thomas: her! Obviously... the others suck but she’s the worst

Bloo: true.

Mucky: *inside a glass container*

Thomas: why is he in there?

Cobalt: ....

Shady: ?

Cobalt: what are you?

Shady: basically some ghost, idk, I once was a human though

Cobalt: what happened?

Shady: one word, Fakie

Cobalt: that bi-