Jojo Isnt Real. -FloofTale AU

Cuber in his furry form:I’ll take care of this Clear.. *pulls out gun and shoots Undyne in the chest*

Fireball:OH GOD, WHY ARE YOU IN YOUR BOXERS CUBER?!

Bloo: simp.

Cuber:what?

Fireball:lol.

Bloo: Cuber is a siiiimp-

Cuber:I’m not a simp.

Fireball:simp!

Bunger:Bunger?

Mucky: *staring at Bunger*

Bloo: YOU ARE A SIMP!

Cuber:am not.

Bunger:Bunger?

Fireball:Mucky, what are you doing?

Iceball:it says here Bungers are attracted to Ketchup...

Bloo: you are.

Mucky: *about to eat Bunger*

Bunger:Bunger *running towards Mucky*

Fireball:you sure about eating this BugSnax dude?

Mucky: yes. *nom*

Fireball:and here comes the transformation...

Cuber:am not!

Bloo: you are-

Dr. Woof: want to see my greatest invention? :D

Cuber:not-

Fireball:invention?

*he pulls out the “Animalizer”.*

Fireball:o-o

Dr. Woof: this gun can turn people into animals!

Fireball:oh shit..

Dr. Woof: let me test it on someone.

*he shoots it at Rudy and he turns into a cat.*

Rudy: huh?

Blocky:Rudy?

Fireball:OH SHIT! :o

Rudy: yeah? I feel fuzzy.. and somehow I have a tail.

Blocky:oh god! :o

Fireball:holy shit it worked.

*Dr. Woof turns Fireball into a Phoenix.*

Dr. Woof: soon, humanity will be extinct and nature will take over!

Fireball:okay.. but what happens if this invention was destroyed?

Bloo: xd