The "whatever you hear is how you died in your past life" trend

And can someone teach me how to English? Thanks.

*sighs*
e n g l i s h c r a s h c o u r s e
yeah idk either just f**king combine an article with a few adjectives adverbs nouns verbs and shit. and don't forget commas or using because or and at the beginning of the sentence and shfsdjdifgsuhifmgd
yeah do dont anything of i what just said cuz its %75 wrong

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Pft-
I died from a c a r

Oh and I died from paper?

oh ok

That explains my fear of thunder...

Oh no it called us gay

Yes

Luckily it didn't suck my dick

*grin*

I just bought a blessed Alstolfo plushie that pats your head and affirms your sexuality

I prefer cursed

B l e s s e d

No

.-.

C u r s e d

I died because a piano fell on my head

Tf

I wish it would happen again

No.

Yes.

Stop it

no