Yes, I am still general of the Anti-horny army. I just want to see what y'all think

orcs

Nope, even tho I look like one

sauron?

I'm not attracted to evil

Nothing

But if I had to be serious

Y o u r c r u s h

You're not wrong

Aelfwine and his crush sitting in a tree
K I s s I n g

Pfft she has no clue I like her, and, besides, she's almost on the other side of the US from me

How tho

Pardon?

How is she on the other side of the US

She lives in Idaho. However, she lived near me a couple years ago, and our families grew extremely close then. We also visited them on a recent trip around the US.

Oh oj

Ok

This was the first time I talked to him in 9 months. Take your pick

Oof. Well, her mom was actually shown a vision from God of who she was going to marry, and the guys she described was extremely similar to who I will most likely be in 10 years. So there's that.

Lucky. Most of the boys I go to church with are jerks. Especially my grade. There is one boy I like

Dang. I feel sorry for you.

There is a dry spot of boys my grade and above.

I'm not sure if you mean that a a good thing or not

Not really. There are literally 2 boys my grade. They are not going to be good kids

Well, maybe that's a good thing. So you don't become obsessed with boys before due time.

F a I r

Most the girls my grade already have boyfriends

How tho

Pardon?

Like, how was she shown "a vision from god"

Near death experience? During sleep?

Just in her sleep.

Oh alright.

H e double hockey sticks no

I had to lol

Hot elf women

crap

XDDD am I right?

Ok, but you see why, right?

Kinda lol, but I’m not really into them tbh

PrinceEdmund?

What the heck? I'm not gay

you

Nope. Again, not gay

you dont need to be gay to turn yourself on just think about what makes you horny

Oh. I thought you meant the sight of me.