I NEED ANSWERS

you didn’t eat the bacon

I DON'T CARE!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!

reuben is still alive...

LIAR!!

Here he is!

FFFFFFFFAWK NO

FFFFFFFFAWK YES

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*looks away*
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
YOUR SICK!!

*you’re

can’t have bad grammar

nobody asked

nobody cares if you asked or not, because the world doesn’t revolve around you.

I never said it did

*big brain*

well that’s nice.

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shut up...

reuben is good, man

*Reuben

Can't have bad grammar

SHUT UP!!

MMMMMM

because im not eating the bacon

you are eating the bacon

also you said "more daddy" im a girl

NO

i said harder daddy

0-0 nonononononononononononon please no

yeah, whatever, you called me daddy

should i call you mommy, then~?

fricken, i don't know

hey, mommy~

well, if you must know, im actually doing pretty good

alright

uh

;=;

._.

how are you~?

;-;

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never

EAT THE BACONNNNN

NEVER

EAT IT

NO!! LEAVE ME ALONE

JUST EAT IT

WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO EAT THE BACON SO BADLY!!??

BECAUSE IT’S GOOD

*walks away*

*holds you down and force feeds you the bacon*

*pushes you away* NO!!

*forces feeds you more bacon*

EAT THE BACON

*slaps the bacon out of your hand*

Ha, you ate some bacon! How do you feel?

*spits at you*
h-horrible...

Welp, a strip already went down, so I’ll let you think about that.

*thinks about thanos snapping myself out of existance*

Mmm, yummy bacon.

*holds u* *slaps u* DoNt ToUcH ThE ChiLd UnU

*kicks you down again*

Why you gotta be so rude?

because, you making me mad

eat the bacon

Uh, I’ll just leave the scene.

yep, im ded

Yes you are

yeah, you should

*cough* and the cops are coming

uh oh

*le coughs again* and child protective services is coming to towm

no....

bacon yum yum

*runs off*

*pins you down and force feeds you it*

Uh-
I’ll just ignore this and not call Child Protective Service.

XD

Yeah, I’m calling 911 instead.

* W H E Z Z E*

*le calls 911*

*dies of laughter*

*le calls 911 and CPS*

what is wrong with you...

yummy bacon

stop that...

mmm

*kicks you down*

ouchie ouch

you make me sick...

okay

want some more bacon?

HEY!! GET OFF OF ME!!!

*shoves more bacon into your mouth*

please...stop...

*shoves even more into your mouth*

*spites out the bacon*
why are you doing this to me...

now eat, my child

*shoves more bacon into your mouth*

*eats the bacon*

good

*slaps u harder* DonT TouCh ThE ChiLD!

because you need this bacon

c-can you leave me alone now?

yes, my child

FINALLY!

IM NOT EATING YOUR BACON!!

EAT IT

what is wrong with you!?

I’M TOO GAY

Why aren’t you saying hi to Reuben?

BECAUSE THATS JUST WRONG!!

Say hi to Reuben!

STOP IT!!!

You gotta say hi, not “stop it!”

NO

Fine. *takes a strip of bacon and eats it*

This is the good shit. Try some!

NO!!

YES!!!

*kicks you* SHATP

harder, mommy~

what the 😃🎇 F A W K 🎇😃

*kicks you harder*
STOP IT!!

harder~

*kicks your face*

yes~