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part one got spoiled for me while i was watching it so i just skipped it. hard times

part one got spoiled for me while i was watching it so i just skipped it. hard times | its okay to skip parts; but only if it got spoiled for you | image tagged in preaching to the mob,jjba,anime,meme,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Here ill summarize it for you since you already got spoiled. It starts out with a scene (not in the anime) where an Aztec put's on a stone mask (this will be important later) and sacrifices someone. You then see he has become a vampire and you see him suck blood from someone. The next scene Dario Brando finds a carriage that has fallen off. The carriage driver and the woman are dead, but the baby is not. He attempts to steal the valuable's off them, but it turns out the man isn't actually dead. The man, George Joestar, thinks Dario was trying to save him and asks him to say his name. Dario does and George now thinks he owes Dario his life. We then skip to twelve years later where we see the young boy, Jonathan Joestar, all grown up and we learn his nickname is JoJo. We also see Dio Brando, Dario Brando's son, and learn of his horrible life with his abusive drunkard of a father, who drove Dio's mother to the grave. He is sick and tells Dio to bring a letter to the Joestar home (they are VERY rich) and Dio complies. We later see him spit on his fathers grave because he was such a bad father. We see a girl, Erina Pendelton, getting bullied by two goons. Jonathan witnesses this and attempts to save Erina but he is weak and gets beat up, especially when they learn he's rich. Now we see Dio and Jonathan meet up, as they are going to be adoptive brother from this point forward. We see that Dio is set out to destroy JoJo's life. We see him kick JoJo's dog Danny and bully him in other ways. He makes sure than JoJo has no friends, that George favors Dio. He is doing this so he can inherit the Joestar fortune instead of JoJo. We later see him bully Erina by stealing her first kiss (which is where the KONO DIO DA meme is from) and burn Danny alive. We see the stone mask again, activated by Dio's blood when Dio and JoJo fight each other because of what happened. We skip seven years, in which both Dio and Jonathan get incredibly buff. We see that they are "friends" when in reality Dio is just making JoJo think they are friends. We see that JoJo's dad, George is sick. JoJo is studying to become an archeologist and is performing studies on the mysterious stone mask. Dio is studying to become a lawyer. JoJo discovers the letter that Dio brought to the mansion when he first arrives and realized Dio's father has the exact same symptoms as his father. This reveals that Dio has been poisoning his father in order to inherit the fortune. I reached the word limit
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JoJo heads to ogre street in order to find the cure but on that street he runs into Robert E. O. Speedwagon's ( a reference to the band R. E. O. Speedwagon) gang, and we witness his incredible fighting spirt and iron will, along with his golden heart. Speedwagon recognizes this and leads Jonathan to the Oreintal person who was selling the potion. We then skip to Dio, who is seeming more and more like his father, addicted to alcohol. He plans to murder Jonathan with the stone mask, because when blood activates it it sends prongs into the brain of the wearer. He tests it on some people on the street and realizes that instead of killing you it turns you into a super-powerful vampire. He is about to die when he is saved by the sun. He then meets up with JoJo again, who confronts him with the posion. He pretends to be sorry and then tries to stab JoJo to use his blood to activate the mask. George sacrifices himself, passing on his determination and spirt to JoJo. Dio puts on a mask and surpasses humanity, becoming a vampire. He and JoJo have a fight, in which we witness some of Dio's supernatural powers. He "dies" and during this fight the Joestar mansion burns. JoJo is gravely injured and meets up with his childhood girlfriend Erina. They go on a walk and meet Will A. Zeppeli (a reference to the band Led Zeppelin) and he teaches JoJo hamon, a magic breathing technique. Here is where i might miss some stuff so forgive me please. JoJo and Zeppeli meet Jack the Ripper, who kills their carriage master (he was turned into a vampire by Dio). They fight and JoJo unlocks more of his power by not spilling a glass of wine (this is important later). Speedwagon is still with them. They meet a boy, Poco, who accidently leads them to a graveyard full of Dio's zombies. We learn of even more of Dio's powers and JoJo fights the knights Tarkus and Bruford. During the fight with Tarkus Jonathan gets stuck and the only way for him to be saved is for Zeppeli to sacrifice himself. We learn of Zeppelis backstory and the reason why he wants to stop the stone mask. He witnesses his entire crew be killed by his father, corrupted by the stone mask. After Zeppeli dies and gives all his hamon to JoJo we see that Poco's sister has been caught by Dio. We see some minor fights, she gets rescused, and we meet Zeppeli's friends and teacher. There's Strazio and Dire ( a reference to Dire Straights). And there is also Zeppeli's teacher who i forgot the name of (he's not important). To be contiun
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They fight Dio, Dire dies, and Jonathan "kills" Dio. In reality he actually just destroyed his body. We then see Jonathan and Erina embark on their honeymoon. We see that Jonathan has become careless when he spills his wine (a reference to when he had to not spill wine in that one fight) and we see that there is one of Dio's minions onboard the ship. Jonathan is lured down below decks, where he is ambushed by Dio. Dio want's to take Jonathan's body since Jonathan is the only one he respects. Jonathan is fatally wounded, but uses the last of his hamon to explode the ship. Erina and a random baby that survived escape in Dio's blast proof coffin while Jonathan dies after grabbing Dio's head and making sure he can't escape. Jonathan dies. Thus ends part 1 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. I regert typing this
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why do i do this to myself
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holy shit i respect what you just did
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its okay to skip parts; but only if it got spoiled for you