Deep fried lol spider

99 views • 2 upvotes • Made by Aelfwine_the_Mariner 5 years ago in MS_memer_group
37 Comments
-Apple-
1 up, 5y, 1 reply
as a professional older sister, I can say she's going to beat your @ss
Aelfwine_the_Mariner
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
Nah, she's too weak to, and she knows it.
-Apple-
1 up, 5y, 1 reply
then imma beat you for her *pulls out book*
Aelfwine_the_Mariner
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
*elevates metal hand*
-Apple-
1 up, 5y, 1 reply
*summons army of daggers*
Aelfwine_the_Mariner
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
*is trained in dagger fighting*
-Apple-
1 up, 5y, 1 reply
*throws all daggers at all angles at once*
Aelfwine_the_Mariner
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
*generates force shield using my ring of power*
-Apple-
1 up, 5y, 13 replies
*summons sledgehammer to destroy it
Aelfwine_the_Mariner
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
I give up *leaves you in your room in the asylum, shedding a single tear as I walk away*
-Apple-
1 up, 5y
*teleports back home* Hey Zero

Z: Where were you? I was lonely 

Me: Do you only enjoy bugging me? Also, I was finishing some business with someone
Aelfwine_the_Mariner
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
You're delusional *knocks you out with a flick of the hand*
-Apple-
1 up, 5y
*doesn’t flinch* try me, b!tch
Aelfwine_the_Mariner
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
?
-Apple-
1 up, 5y
(My OC’s gf)
Aelfwine_the_Mariner
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
Funny, being an elf, I'm immortal in all dimensions *summons pommel and ends you rightly* my work is done
-Apple-
1 up, 5y
*rebuilds self* I have the power of a demon & angel, you filthy elf. I can copy powers AND summon anything with my mind
Aelfwine_the_Mariner
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
Oh. I don't really do OC's. That's why I was confused
-Apple-
1 up, 5y
I was rping as her almost the whole time
Aelfwine_the_Mariner
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
*summons sword* *unscrews pommel* *throws it at you with maximum velocity, obliterating all in it's path, including you and your silly scythes*
-Apple-
1 up, 5y
*teleports out of the way & laughs* YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET RID OF ME *brings us to new dimension* HERE, I AM IMMORTAL
Aelfwine_the_Mariner
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
I was playing myself
-Apple-
1 up, 5y
Guess so
Aelfwine_the_Mariner
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
*restores your sanity* *you wake up in an insane asylum* Welcome back to reality, kiddo
-Apple-
1 up, 5y
*smirks* nice try. You can’t fix what’s forever broken *teleports back to dimension* now, let’s finish this, shall we?
Aelfwine_the_Mariner
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
*parries blow* *hooks scythe with halberd head and yanks it out if your hands*
-Apple-
1 up, 5y
*summons one in other hand & teleports first scythe back into hand
Aelfwine_the_Mariner
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
*summons halberd and cuts sledgehammer in two*
-Apple-
1 up, 5y
*pulls out scythe & goes in for hand-to-hand combat*
Aelfwine_the_Mariner
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
Because it's a force shield. You can't break it by mere force of hand.
-Apple-
1 up, 5y
SAYS WHO

I HAVE THE POWER TO CREATE WHATEVER I WANT WITH A SINGLE THOUGHT, & I SAY ITS A SLEDGEHAMMER THAT CAN PLOW THROUGH FORCE FIELDS
Aelfwine_the_Mariner
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
No it can't
-Apple-
1 up, 5y
WHY NOT
Aelfwine_the_Mariner
0 ups, 5y, 1 reply
How do you destroy a force shield with a sledgehammer?
-Apple-
1 up, 5y
Because it can PLOW THROUGH FORCE SHEILDS
[deleted]
1 up, 5y, 1 reply
What'd you do?
Aelfwine_the_Mariner
1 up, 5y
She was murmuring to herself, so I came up to her door and asked what she was talking about. It scared the ever-living crap out of her
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I JUST MANAGED TO GET ONE OF THE LOUDEST AND LONGEST SCREAMS I'VE EVER HEARD FROM MY SISTER OUT OF HER; AS A PROFESSIONAL YOUNGER BROTHER, I FEEL ACCOMPLISHED