001-“welcome to hell”

Hades: This place, it feels like home. Just needs more Legos on the floor

Luno:Good suggestion
Pixeli:F**K YOU

Thomas: the f**k?
(Good start I can’t wait to see where this series goes)

Luno:There’s a hot girl in the basement

Thomas: why should I trust you...

Luno:If you don’t i’ll throw you in there myself

Thomas: try me

*luno grabs thomas and throws him into the basement*
Luno:Join the horny bee and the dumb block there

*he dodges past her and spins around*
Thomas: yeah... no

Luno:Well then *Forces thomas using mind control* INTO THE HELL FLOOR

*he tries to fight it but just ends up jerkily walking down the stairs*

Luno:Let’s speed it up *Turns the stairs into a slide*

*he tries to stay on but slips down*

Luno:by death
*the floor of the basement rises to reach thomas

Thomas: the hell?

Luno:So long gay bowser

Thomas: I WILL ESCAPE!

Luno:Good thing we made them metal
*Uses a rod to shock the door

*he tumbles backwards*

Luno:Oh yeah good luck escaping lol

*he keeps beating on the door*

Luno:you can’t beat it up, i had an encounter with it and barely made it away alive and if Your vision goes darker you are already dead

Thomas: then I’ll smash down the door
*becomes hulk form and starts to punch it super hard*

Luno:If you can’t find her she was probably killed by the creature

Thomas: what creature? I’ll beat it up

*Luno stops and slams the door*
Luno:There’s still a hot babe there

Thomas: still don’t trust you

Equinox: does anyone care if I murder people who stay there-

Sunstorm: bruh

Luno:Buddy, there are plenty of people to murder downstairs

Equinox: I’m not going in the basement

luno:IN THE BASEMENT

Equinox: no

Luno:*Take’s equinox’s crown and throws it in the basement* Now what are you going...to...do....(Realization)

Lux: run sis.. run.

Equinox: *crown reappears on head* bruh

Luno:Uhhh... *Turns into titan form and manages to tear equinox in half with sheer strength*

(Equinox can’t actually be ripped in half for who knows what reason)

Equinox: I’ll leave if you want, bitch

Cuber:wow this place is pure fire and hell..

Luno: HEY CUBER CLEAR IS IN THE BASEMENT

Cuber:wait wha? *walks down to the basement*

*luno slams the door shut*

Cuber:the actual f**k? *turns behind* the door!

Luno:And watch out for the creature there

Cuber:creature?!

Luno:Yes but don’t worry, you’ll come out scarred, shivering, and mutilated at best

Cuber:jackass! *goes down with a gun*

*The area around cuber suddenly gets even darker*

Cuber:oh great, the lights are out..

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*A scream was heard from the basement sounding like cuber’s*
Luno:And the deed is done

(Whatever was in there suddenly terrorized and murdered cuber)

Fireball:the hell did you do to Cuber?

Luno:I didn’t do anything, but the creature did do something all right.

Fireball:oh god...

Cuber:*tries to get back up*

(But cuber is dead-)

(Oh, sorry)