001-“welcome to hell”

Hades: This place, it feels like home. Just needs more Legos on the floor

Luno:Good suggestion
Pixeli:F**K YOU

Thomas: the f**k?
(Good start I can’t wait to see where this series goes)

Luno:There’s a hot girl in the basement

Thomas: why should I trust you...

Luno:If you don’t i’ll throw you in there myself

Thomas: try me

*luno grabs thomas and throws him into the basement*
Luno:Join the horny bee and the dumb block there

*he dodges past her and spins around*
Thomas: yeah... no

Luno:Well then *Forces thomas using mind control* INTO THE HELL FLOOR

*he tries to fight it but just ends up jerkily walking down the stairs*

Luno:Good thing we made them metal
*Uses a rod to shock the door

*he tumbles backwards*

*Luno stops and slams the door*
Luno:There’s still a hot babe there

Thomas: still don’t trust you

Luno:Let’s speed it up *Turns the stairs into a slide*

*he tries to stay on but slips down*

Luno:If you can’t find her she was probably killed by the creature

Thomas: what creature? I’ll beat it up

Luno:So long gay bowser

Thomas: I WILL ESCAPE!

Luno:you can’t beat it up, i had an encounter with it and barely made it away alive and if Your vision goes darker you are already dead

Thomas: then I’ll smash down the door
*becomes hulk form and starts to punch it super hard*

Luno:by death
*the floor of the basement rises to reach thomas

Thomas: the hell?

Luno:Oh yeah good luck escaping lol

*he keeps beating on the door*

Kris: Can I go in?

Luno:Yes for a fine of your soul and permission to be watched unless you mean the basement, the basement is for free

Kris: I dont got a soul.

Luno:basement it is *throws kris in there*

*Kris lands, and the floor hits his head* FUC-

Luno:Just watch out for the demon that lives there *slams door*

Lux: *unaffected by fire*

Why does everyone think it’s fire when they are meant to be stalactites

Oooooh.

Lux: I still hate you.

Luno:i hate me too
Pixeli:that’s not how it goes

Cobalt: I hate you all.

Luno:I’d day that’s why i love you but you ripped my style

Lux: AND LOOK WHO IS TALKING-

Lix: *slurping noises*

Luno:Oh hey it’s that mexican chip i force-fed ketamine yesterday

Sparky: I replaced it with Aphrodisiacs.

Lux: oh wow- WAIT WHAT!?

Luno:Yes i do

Sparky: then-

Lux: is this another one of your sick p***o vids?

Luno:Thanks for reminding me
Pixeli:UGH

Lux: GODDAMMIT..

Mr. Dusk: also I locked the basement.

Luno:What’s the matter?

Lux: I F**K EVERYTHING UP, NOW YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE ANOTHER ONE.

Luno:even better

Sparky: do you even know what Aphrodisiacs do?