Insults Part 4 (WARNING: this is all a joke im totally kidding)

but my mother caught me,knowing she loved me

awwwwwww thats cute
(that was not sarcasm btw)

well thanks...btw how have you been? i haven't talked to you in a while...

Uh im pretty good, i mean as good as me depression will let me, how about you?....

*laughs in same*

*awkward*

*also awkward* so how is...your new husband?
*internal cries*

husband? *roflmao* boyfriend you mean?
hes good. great actually

o-oh i thought-
nevermind.thats good.good.
*more internal cries*

*is confident now* do you have a gf/wife? *cracks up at word wife*

I-
but-
*sigh*
wife...
*looks sad*

is that a yes or no?

*nods sadly*
i still miss you tho...

*raises eyebrow*
who ur gf?

i have a wife...
*still looks sad*
i also had one...

i mean wife

i thought you knew...

i didnt.... *le confused*

remember i told you who else i was in love with before...
its her...

Dove?

*nods*

😳

the doctor:

LOl