Virgin vs Chad

CHAD MONKEY BALL; VIRGIN PAPER MARIO; 60FPS; 30FPS; INEFFECTUALLY HOLDS B FOR MOST OF RUN; MUST HOLD ON TO CONTROLLER FOR DEAR LIFE; PLENTY OF TIME TO STRETCH BETWEEN 30 MINUTE RUNS; SKILL-BASED PLAYER; EATS MOSTLY SHROOMS AND JELLY; LUCK-BASED PLAYER; HEALTHY DIET OF BANANAS; DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS FROM 4 HOUR RUNS