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WHEN YOU WANT SOMEBODY GONE AND YOU DON'T WANT TO WAIT TOO LONG CALL THE IMMEDIATE MURDER PROFESSIONALS HAND GRENADE OR CYANIDE WE'LL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SUICIDE THE IMMEDIATE MURDER PROFESSIONALS WE DO OUR JOB SO WELL BECAUSE WE COME STRAIGHT UP FROM HELL WE'LL KILL YOUR HUSBAND OR YOUR WIFE WE'LL EVEN LET YOU KEEP THE KNIFE WE'RE THE IMMEDIATE MURDER PROFESSIONALS