Need NO NO NO

I don’t know I personally kinda like em this way

Your choice.

*Blaze pukes up some pink liquid*

Blaze: f**k-

Hex: ?

Blaze: it’s nothing...

Hex: ok...

Blaze: *pukes up more pink liquid*

Hex: are you okay!?

Blaze: I don’t even know at this point

Hex: ....

Blaze: why are you crying now-

Hex: I still think it’s my fault you’re like this..

Blaze: .....

Hex: ... *about to cry*

Blaze: anything else-

Bloo: idk-

Blaze: what does it do

Bloo: it turns a star person into a dark star monster.

Blaze: I would hug you but uh-

Hex: ?

*Blaze hugs him*

Hex: ;—;

Blaze: *coughs up more pink liquid*

Bloo: oh god.

Blaze: ......

Hex: .......

Blaze: it’s not, also what the f**k is a dark star

Bloo: *inhale* parasitic, corrupted star.

Fakie: HAS HEX KILLED HIMSELF YET?

Bloo: he’s taking pills-

*for some reason, the pills he was trying to take disappear*

Sunstorm: and someone definitely doesn’t want him to die

Bloo: yep..

Blaze: why is he trying to die now, I’ll gladly kill myself again if he dies

Bloo: no-

Elder: he’s still feeling guilty.

Blaze: where is he-

Sunstorm: and it’s gonna happen again

Hex: ...

Fakie: I want to see hexagon pornography now-

Sunstorm: *gets a gun and then begins singing pumped up kicks*

*https://youtu.be/P0TzUNti3rY starts playing in the background.*

Blaze: ......

Sunstorm: I have the image in my head of Blaze humping a pillow

Ezlo: GIMME THE PILLS

Bloo: is that pillow Hex?

Sunstorm: no, a normal pillow

Blaze: WHY-

Ezlo: give le pills

*Hex throws the pills at Ezlo.*

(I’m dying of laughter now)

Fakie: *running away*

Sunstorm: *chasing Fakie and trying to shoot her*

Blaze: she shouldn’t have ever made that idea

Lux: *screaming in Scottish*

*Ezlo takes some the pills*

Ezlo: yay death

Blaze: WHY DOES ANYONE THINK OF THAT, and I meant the humping thing

Bloo: uuiuuhh-

Blaze: I need an answer now

Ezlo: *dies*

Bloo: because they’re being horny?

Fakie: *screaming*

Blaze: this is funny

Hex: yeah.. haha..

Blaze: Hex, don’t kill yourself, I’ll keep telling you that I actually killed myself during that moment and caused all of this

Hex: .....