a dare from BlooPan

*Sparky just mutilates him and eats him.*

Karma: sparky u good?

Sparky: *hiss*

Karma: (image)

Sparky: *weird cat noises*

Karma: *takes 3 steps back*

Stickdanny:can you stop mutilating everyone?

Sparky: *hiss*

Bugs: *scared*

Sparky: *growling*

Bugs: I thought I was gonna die...

Lux: no, I’m restraining him.

Reddy: and then you’ll end up-

Lux: shut the f**k up Red.

Bugs: I saw him r-rip apart weenie b-burger

Lux: well that’s a good thing I guess.

Bugs: it’s just traumatizing

Lux: well which one is more traumatizing? Being stripped to your panties so they can be taken or seeing a pedophile get mutilated?

Bugs: one time my creator did that to me...

Lux: ...what!?

Bugs: n-no pl-pl-please

Sparky: *approaching*

Bugs: *backs against a wall and shields his face*

*and then Lux just tackles Sparky while on fire.*

Bugs: *gulp*

Sparky: *screeching*

Bugs: wh-what’s happening?

Lux: don’t ask-

Bugs: I don’t know he wanted to embarrass me...

Lux: Aight now where the f**k is that duck?

Wawawooba: im literally a shapeshifter though. Just because I often times take the form of an anthropomorphic duck doesn’t mean I am one

Lux: then what can you be?

Wawawooba: I usually shift between human and duck. I can become others but meh

Lux: ok then.

Wawawooba: anyway, fight me bitch!

*Wawa is now on fire.*

(Technically wawa is just my mascot and a different being than me, the creator)
Wawawooba: *douses it with water and slaps him super hard with wing*

(Oh.)

Lux: ow-

(Yeah)
Wawawooba: HA!

Reddy: I’m summoning the devil.

Wawawooba: I could take him on
*thomas is like watching from a mile away for no reason*

Wawawooba: what do you want?

Lux: *sets his wing-fist thing on fire*

Wawawooba: I can beat you up

Lux: oh really?

Wawawooba: I could also get your creator but I’ll do this myself

BlooPan: *grabs some popcorn*

Lux: BRING IT ON YOU WATER BIRD.

Tastes better

Weenie:wha?

Thomas: got what he deserved