Damn Skippy Home Slice

hai

hey

Yo

whatsup homeslice?

Not much

aparently you are my brother

Wait he is?

mhm, meaning we are both gonna be married to Dove, making it alabama XD

...

LOL

XD

*sweet home alabama intensifies*

Sooo, how come your both marrying Dove?

because we both fell for her

Does Dove know this?

the answer was laid out in front of you

So you do lol

*wheeze* if your trying to get with her just tell me, I ain’t gonna be mad

i never said that

So your not?

when did i say that~

Lmfao just tell me

yes, she is poly, meaning she dates multiple people

do you wnat the honest truth or the lie?

Just tell me the truth lol, I’m not gonna be mad at you or anything

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

IM TELLING LACEY~

I’m not with anyone other then her

i dont believe you

*wheeze* at this point my mind is too f**ked up to care, I just want to know

but i'll tell her you're poly and have crushes

Y tho

maybe

XDDD
So you are?

After I tried to help you your gonna do this to me?

what if i was trying to get with her?~

Lol, are you?

whoa, bro i was only making a joke~

Okey lol, tbh I wasn’t sure

nah

You know what? Tell her, I’m not actually with anyone else, I just have crushes on some others

Are you trying to get with her?

Y?

Tell me

Mkay

and we're both (almost) married to the same girl, meaning we're dating our sister in law XD