SurlyKong / Among us crossover

*mkwii flashbacks*

Yes!

Among Us Zura!

Yaaaa! All the Love Live girls are getting imgflip accounts!

Hey! It's me zura! As a little girl!

All New
SUS MODE!

12,000% sus! Plus you can make fruit salad while hiding in your grate!

Orange, yellow and red mini crewmates taste the best!

Don't eat the light green one
He's in front of a cam
(And tasted bad)

Too damn sour!

And tastes like boogers

Yes. You don't wanna eat the lime crewmate! But I'm gonna make a meal outta the yellow one!

Don't forget the white one if you want whipped cream on that!

SurlyKong: *breath holding noises intensify*

Here
Take a spacesuit

Thank you! Now I can breathe!

(P.S. the space-supermarket tricked you, you could've taken the spacesuits of your victims. Well, time to eat cyan!)

Wait. Which spacesuit color do you have?
"Notices you're choking from lack of oxygen"

*SurlyKong eating roast cyan*
Tastes like raspberries! 👍

You win!