scroll past it ;-; for your own good

Thisisthestoryboutmyfirstperiod
Ihatedares
Aeugh
and i hate slade
Im gonna try not to include as little detail as I can lmao-
So ANYWAY
This was last summer btw
So uh welp
I went to the br
And ye this was at home thankfully
And yes stains-
So I freaked out
And I almost puked
But yes I didn’t tho, thankfully
So anyway I sat on my foot all day
And waited for dinner.
And haha yes my plan was to stain the chair on purpose-
I stayed at the table after my mom went to go put my brother to bed
And my dad was still eating tho
So then I got up and put the dishes away
And went to bed
So then ofc my dad noticed
And he got my mom
Lmao I planned out the whole thing perfectly
Cause I wasn’t even the one to tell
And welp so my mom was tired right
So she didn’t overreact/lecture me because it was bEdTiMe XD and there was no time
And I acted like i didn’t realize it earlier
But she kept asking awkward questions
So I told her I was tired
And she let me go to sleep
So that’s how I avoided ze awkward-
Lmfao ok that’s pretty much the end…
im not gonna add more detail cause yes aeugh

Oof.

AHHHHHHH I HATE SLADE

Lol

my first period was at a hotel. *laughs in stained bedsheets*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

:)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WH YWOULD YOU CLICK IT GO AWAY AND FORGET

I’ve seen and read worse

YEAH PROBABLY BUT STILL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

XD

when it says boys scroll past and im a strait AF boy

*wheeze* same bro

BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH XD

*grows chest hair by drinking cherry coke mixed with a shot of whiskey*

You have to drink shit to grow it? I sit here and it grows xD

ive got everything but chest hair, i dont even like coke anyways

Lmao same,I started growing a beard in 7th grade o.o

wha-
lmao

*drinks half-gallon of whiskey and is still sober AF and doesnt get poison*

Why are you doing this?

*summons the whiskey man*

*summons bloody marrie*

*summons B O O Z E__C H A N*

*summons alastor*

*summons this image*

*summons god*

*God already exists*

*it was a mirror faced at me*

*realizes minecraf Alex is my older cousin*

btw shes not p***nant in real life

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO