-Can I take a teeth on dis cake?

-I'M: *TRYING TO GET JOB, PASSING INTERVIEW*; COMPANY: "WE ARE GLAD DAT YOU'RE PRESENTED KNOWLEDGE, WE WILL SOON ARE BEING LINKED WITH YOUR TYPED CONTACTS"; ME LATER NEXT WEEK:; *HUNGER*; *TRAP ON PIGEONS*; *NO BUS TICKETS FOR TRAVEL FISHING DIRTY RIVER IN OTHER SIDE OF CITY*; *EMPTY WAITING*