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Why do I shoot people?

Could ya shoot m

*me

Have you done anything bad?

Does existence count?

No, sadly.

Hmm
Damn it

hmm

ok, there is thi thing where you do something that was not on purpose, its called an accident

*this

But-

Every time I say anything jokingly some butthurt pussies get mad at me just because they don't have an actual sense of humor.

Kinda idiotic

Me or?

The people who can't take a joke

One time I commented on one of your memes and some kid with something up there ass thought I was offending you and had a full-length argument calling me a jerk.

I don't need someone to help me