Star Wars Yoda

Mom, what is hentai}

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What kind of question is that

It’s me asking what hentai is!

It’s how do I explain this it’s anime p**n

Mom, what’s porn?

I ain’t your mom I not even a girl
And how old are you so I know if I should tell you

Mom?

I’m not your mom

Mom, you know how old I am! I’m 5!

I’m not your mom I am a guy

Silly mom!

*sighs* kid listen I’m not your mom I’m not even a girl

Mom, why is there naked anime girls?

No kid get out of there and IM NOT A GIRL OR YOUR MOM

Mom! You’re my mom!

I’m not your mom
OR A GIRL

Mom, you’re a girl! You gave birth to me!

How would that be possible if ima guy

Because you’re a girl who gave birth to me! You’re my mom!

I am not your mom

You are!

No I’m not

Yes you are!

Kid I swear to god I’m gonna punch you

Don’t do that! You’re my mom!

I’m not your mom

Yes you are!

Kid I’m not your mom

You’re my mom!

Kid I swear to god

Can we get ice cream, mom?

For f**k sake kid I’m not your mom
I AM A GUY

Yes but can we get ice cream, mom?

I’m a dude

Kid I swear to god

Mom!

I’m not your mom
I’m a guy

You are! You’re my mom!

Please I’m not your mom

You’re my mom!

No the f**k I’m not

Yes you are!

No I’m not

You are!

Or a guy

Yeah mom, you’re a girl!

Kid I’m neither of those

You’re my mom!

No I’m not

You are!

Kid I swear to f**king god I’m not your mom or a girl

You’re my mom!

No,I’m no

Mom!

Please just stop kid I’m not your mom or a girl

You’re my mom!

Kid I’m going to punch you to next f**king Christmas I swear to god

Mom, don’t do that!

I’m not your f**king mom

Don’t hit me like dad does!

Sorry I’m just mad rn I didn’t mean it
But kid you have to understand that I am not your mom

I have proof you’re my mom!

How bout I’m everyone’s mom and that’s that

I have two moms now!

No
1

No! 2!

FINE

Yay! I have two moms!

Ugh

Mom!

Yes,dear

What is hentai?

a genre of Japanese manga and anime characterized by overtly sexualized characters and sexually explicit images and plots.

What is sex?

When 2 people(male+male,male+female,female+female) love each other, uhhhh, they want kids, and uhhhhhh

What do they do?

Mom?

Yes

What do they do? Finish explaining.

the state of being male or female. : men or male animals as a group or women or female animals as a group. : physical activity in which people touch each other's bodies, kiss each other, etc. : physical activity that is related to and often includes sexual intercourse

What is sexual intercourse?

When are you gonna stop asking questions

Never!

Ugh

Mom, I’m confused. I’m only 5 years old, I’m really curious!

No you don’t

Yes I do! We have the same birthday! (I think)

Grantee we don’t

November 17th!

No mines March 7th

See? They both have 7, therefore you’re my mom!

What kind of logic’s that

5 year old logic...

That must come from me

Kid I’m not your mom or a girl

Mom!

Your other mom adopted you

What?

I is your real(ish) mom
Dankstroodle adopted you

Oh.

I’m not your freaking mom

Can you be my dad?

Idk

Okay!

I mean sure why not