Rip shoulder ;-;

Remember when I didn’t want to go on a massacre?

I don’t

Me neither!

XS

XD*
I’m dfunk

eh, happens all the time up here. just don’t go out on the highway, kay?

Wgats the fun in that? I wsnt to kill someone

Yeah but then your car will explode and you can’t kill more people

: ( ok mom

Okay, time to go visit the shoe shop in GTA 5!

Yey!

This isn’t a shoe shop!

Wgat tupe of shop is it Mom

a woman shop

also I’m your friend

Ooo fun!

Let’s go on a late night shooting spree!

Yeeees!!

Alright, got the AR-15?

Yep!

*drives down to the park, where there is a new years party*

Alright, here we go.

Yaaas
*syarts shooting people*

*throws a pipe bomb into a crowd of people*

*shoots more people*

*the pipe bomb goes boom boom*

*bodies fly everywhere*
Hege fun

SHIT, THE POLICE!

*gets back into car*

OH F**K!
*gets into the car aswell*

*plays gas gas gas and slams on the gas pedal*

SHOOT SOME PEOPLE WITH THE SHOTGUN!

*leans out the wonfow*
*shodts people*

*parks at our house*

STAY LOW!

Okey

PORT ARTHUR!

What?

Port Arthur was a shooting in Australia.

Oh ok, you lnow a lot about shootins lol

Yep. Oh look, it’s on the news!

Yey we’re famous now!

It doesn’t have our faces, so we’re good.

Oley good

103 people dead!

Wow we did a good job

I know!

Yep!

Time to harass children in Roblox!

*wheeze*

Want to harass children on Roblox with me?

Like irl?

Yes!

Shit I’d love to so much but I can’t rn, also I don’t actually heve roblox, maybe tomorrow tho lol

rip

Yup, but hopefully tomorrow lol

Shit o speled a full sentence correct

Undrunk?

Wut

Want to buy some illegal drugs?

Ok

Is that a yes or a no?

Yes lol

Okay! *gives you funny sugar*

YEY *snorts it all*

In a minute or two, you’ll be feeling REAL funny!

Hede in feking fnny altedy

Yeah, it’s funny sugar for a reason!

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WOAH WHAT IS THIS FUNNY JUICE?

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WHAT’S A VODKA? OH WELL!

Let’s drink it!

Yes! *drinks it*

*grabs ir ftom you*
*chugs thr whole bottle*

Woah... I feel funny!

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i’m currently blasting this rn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HXVbBiGk74

Nive lol

Yes, it’s epic.

Noice

EVERYONE HEARS MY MUSIC!

XD I can’t listen to it right t now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB871SVYMhI

XDDD

jimmy your mom is dead

do an order of pizza for dinner

WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON HERE?!

do not ask

i just did

SHHHHH