i should tell you about the time i tried to get a ps5

It started the other day when i was bored out of my mind in quarantine. I was watching countryhuman ships when i saw and ad on tv saying about some new console called the ps5, which was a ps4 but more sexier. I went into my noble steed (a shopping cart) and traveled to Walmart. The place is still recovering from the toliet paper incident in march. Imagine what a new console would do. Did i mention it was black friday?

i went into the store and it was total chaos. People had made gangs just for the ps5. Luckily, i learned plenty of survival skills from minecraft (not dying) and avoided them. The last ps5 was still on the shelf, so i grabbed the console and ran away on my shopping cart. I managed to get out, only now that there is a plunger on the side of the cart for some reason. I was on my way home when i saw someone in a sans costume. He started throwing bones at me, but it was a bit pathetic since i recongnized the bones from the KFC around the corner. I just threw the plunger at him.

i kept travelling in the cart, but then i go tired and stopped at a abandoned pizza place. I didn't bother to read the sign, but when i saw a robot bear, i noticed and ran away. I arrived at home, but then the FBI came. They asked for the lamb sauce or something.

I said i have no lamb sauce, but then for some reason, they though the ps5 was the lamb sauce and ran away with it. Luckily, i have a ketchup container, so i threw it at the helicopter and the rider got distracted and crashed. I grabbed the ps5 from the ruins, which was somehow has only the box damaged, and ran away. but then, i tripped and accidentally threw the ps5 into the pit. Dissapointed, i walked home.

THE END

Oh my
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