Mario vs spaghetti monster

u dare question the words of the mighty jimmy

Yes. Yes I do dare.
Jimmy is just an acronym for:
Just
Imaginary
Mutant
Mother
Yanker.

no its a meme

Yes, butt it's an acronym too...

Is that His Noodliness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, god of the Pastafarians?

Yes. And he's dead now. You're welcome!

But that means nobody will have access to Pastafarian heaven! That means no beer volcano!

You should have said something before Mario ate him. You can't uneat spaghetti.

bow down and pray to the mighty jimmy

Sir, the mighty jimmy is a dead meme.

yep

Attempting to revive a dead meme is a serious offense.

yep

Thus you have committed a serious offense and must be apprehended.

you cant get me

that is old