story about my elusive past; When I was really young, like 5 or 6 I was cooking with my mom and she asked me to grab the cooking oil. For some reason I thought cooking oil was made out of pee and when I saw the oil was almost empty I took it to the bathroom while my mom was frying and I peed in the container. I gave it to mom and we ate the food and my family thought the food tasted kinda weird but dismissed it. I remembered that when I was 9 and put 2 and 2 together. I will never talk about it to my mom or anyone else.