any takers?

Thanks

Don't drink it

It might be my cousin

Oh okay I won't sorry
*puts espresso down*

*questioning your actions right now*

H u h

drink the depresso espresso.it calling to you

NO THATS FLAMYS FAMILY

Yes

I won't drinking your family

NO

Thanks

Np buddy

:D

*gives you a depresso espresso*

I am one

*gives you a depresso espresso anyways*

I am not a cannibal

*takes it back* ok then

Yeah

ill take mine with some whipped cream please

NO

I'M A DEPRESSO EXPRESSO

YOU MIGHT BE EATING MY COUSIN!

better than eating you--

Ouch. Ow. Just, ow.

Ow.

Well, drinking

if you are a depresso espresso,why do you care in the first place?

BECAUSE THAT MIGHT BE MY COUSIN

*spays some sad whip on top of you*perfect

NOOOOO I'M NOT BEING DRANK

no i just put that on you to complete the cute look of a depresso espresso

Ah ok

*smiles*

Yay

*gives you a depresso espresso with sad whip on it*there i put some sad whip on it

thank you

*sadly sips my whip*

NOOOOOOOO

JIMMMYYYY

no problem

Me rn

*gives you a depresso espresso*

*guzzles that shiz down*

NOOOOO

JERRYYYYY

🖕I needed this

YOU JUST......YOU JUST DRANK MY COUSIN JERRY

YOU JUST DRANK FLAMYS FAMILY

I LOST 3 COUSINS

NOOOOOOOO

And part of mine is threatening to kts

...

*grumbles sadly*

...

*gives you another depresso espresso*
have another one

*guzzles*

JOHNNY!!!

*looks at you*

DON'T DRINK ME TOO

Then get away from my broken ass

I can't move

I don't have legs

*picks up icy* no drinking icy

He's a coffee he can't move

Don't even think about drinking me

*gives you a case of depresso espressos*there

*downs them all*

NOOOOOOO

THAT WAS OUR FAMILY REUNION

THAYS FLMAYS FAMILY

YOU JUST GAVE HIM FLAMYS FAMILY

there any better after 14 of those things?

Thanks for checking in but I’m still a piece of garbage-

yes

NOOOOOOOO

*le sigh* you can get adopted

I'M RELATED TO ALL DEPRESSO EXPRESSO'S

NO SOMT DRINK ICY
HES FRIEND NOT FOOD

woah to far dont drink icy

Yay

calm down icy there are plenty of depresso espressos

MY FAMILY

Wait were they the cups or the drink?

lmfao