BEST COMEBACKS TO SHUT UP TOXIC PEOPLE; Insult: yOu ArE uGlY!
Comeback: 99.9% of your "beauty" can be removed with Kleenex. Insult: yOu ArE fAt!
Comeback: Being fat is a temporary caloric imbalance, but being stupid is a permanent genetic malfunction. Insult: gEt A lIfE!
Comeback: I would make a joke about your life, but I see it has already beat me to it. Insult: yOu'Re StUpId!
Comeback: You must be rubbing off on me. Insult: yOu RuIn EvErYtHiNg!
Comeback: You shouldn't blame me for your mistake, if you wouldn't blame yourself for your parents'. Insult: oH mAh GoD cAlM dOwN!
Comeback: Don't make me angry and then tell me to calm down. That's like stabbing me and telling me to stop bleeding. Insult: yOuR mOm GaY!
Comeback: No she isn't, and according to my dad your's isn't either. Insult: sHuT uP!
Comeback: I would but then I'd have to listen to you. THE PEOPLE YOU USE THESE COMEBACKS ON; YOU
