I mean ya gotta do what ya gotta do to get a meal

Blaze: exactly-

Pineapple: YOU AND WAVE DONT COUNT

Wawawooba: I was just talking about pineapple. You and wave don’t deserve food blaze

Blaze: yes we do-

Pineapple: if you are a creator, Blaze, Wave, or Frigid you don’t deserve it

Bn: well that’s not very nice
Wawawooba: you don’t even eat
Bn: true, true

Pineapple: I heard of that one event with Azrael

Bn: that was awful.
Wawawooba: I was literally making him bill cipher at that point lmao
Bn: -__-

Pineapple: also I heard a rumor Blaze and Wave might have done the same thing but with important people that are mortals

Bn: that’s probably true
Wawawooba: remember when you were completely useless-
*bn grabs me and yeets me away*
Bn: stfu

Void: it is only Tormenting Fakie

Bn: still

Bn: huh?

Void: they did, also Fakie might force them to do it again because I went through her diary

Pineapple: *laughing at the fact that Fakie has a diary*

Bn: if she does I will destroy her

Void: I’ll make a version of that wheel where everyone on it is Fakie

Pineapple: .....

Bn: maybe just don’t encourage it at all tho

*meanwhile in the distance Wave is trying to eat Fakie*

Bn: I’ll allow that

Blaze: I just don’t want to

Bn: ok then you can’t eat at all for a month tootaloo!

Blaze: that’s not going to happen

Bn: I have my ways

Blaze: *bans bn from the meme realm* get out

Bn: I still have powers much higher than yours

*Blaze smashes the shack with her hand*

*thomas stabs a sharp piece of wood into her hand and starts sprinting full speed away*

Blaze: *grabs him* this took long enough

*he somehow disappears*
Bn: I told you you wouldn’t be able to eat

*Blaze opens a portal in front of an area he is about to run onto*

*he wobbles and accidentally pitches forwards, falling in*

*a portal opens behind Thomas*

(Was that meant for me)

(Was what meant for you?)
Thomas: huh?

Blaze: everyone knows

Bn: alright whatever bitch imma leave

(The reply of Thomas doing catch with himself)

*Blaze’s hand comes through the portal and tries to grab him*

(It was)
Thomas: tf
*he hits her with a baseball bat*

Blaze: why do I feel like mutilating someone

Bn: im watching you

*Blaze just tries to grab him again*

*he jumps back and hides in a supply shack*

Blaze: f**k

Bn: ha!

Blaze: k

*thomas is playing catch with himself*

Sunsus: *demonic screaming*

Sunstorm: WHO CLONED ME-

Me: Suncest

Bn: wtf

Me: you heard me- *gets eaten by Wave*

Wave: THAT ISNT F**KING ACCEPTABLE SO I WILL PREVENT THAT

Bn: eating them is allowed as well

Wave: what about a random star that nothing lives around

Bn: naw don’t trust ya

Blaze: that is a terrible deal

Bn: why?

(That one human OC I have)

(Oh yeah)
*bn grabs him away from her*
Bn: blaze, I’m here to make a deal

*Blaze is seen attempting to eat Pitch*

Sunstorm: *visibly scared*

(Pitch?)

Blaze: that is only two people, and you don’t even care if I do it anyway

Bn: if you do what

Sunstorm: and Emoji monster managed to pull a whole f**king city into the meme realm

Bn: maybe I could try to strike a deal with that one to get her to stop

Sunstorm: how, and I can get you into the meme realm too

Bn: you’ll see

Blaze: torment Wave and Frigid, also I won’t even torment Wave

Bn: why not he’s an asshole

*Sunstorm opens a portal into the meme realm*

*bn goes in and looks for blaze*

Blaze: wtf is it

Bn; so, basically if you were to not eat any planets or anything for a month... I would let you torment and obliterate wave and frigid whenever you want