Cuber with Clear's bra on his head. (CloudDays dared me... OMG A CLEAR x CUBER THING!)

This is too perfect.

thanks.

Cuber:ugh.. *looks up and sniffs the bra a bit*

Clear: *LOUD WHEEZE*
Lit: Smol bewbs.
Clear: Bitch- My tits are biggern than yours.
Cloudy: No mine are, thank you.
Omni Cocoa: *looks at her flat chest* ... *cri*

Stickdanny:what's going on?!

Cuber:idk.. *takes the bra off his head and sniffs*

*The girls were agruing who has bigger tits*
*Smells like cookies*

Cuber:wow..

Stickdanny:i gotta do something before they fight and hurt my girl Cloudy.

Lit: Obvously me. Im the oldest here.
Clear: F**K THAT! YOUR TITS ARE IMPLANTS!
Poff: Yall are both wrong. I've gotten for f**k than both of yall. SO ME.
Cloudy: You guys forget I WAS GIVEN NO BRA-

Stickdanny:*gulp*

Fireball:you weren't giving a bra?

Cloudy: No. My boobs are biggest.
Clear: F**KING FAKE ASS BOOBS! *she slaps cloudy's tits*
lit and Poff: *gasp*
Cloudy: . . . *She tackles clear*

Boi: O-O"

Fireball:OH SHIT!

Stickdanny:NO!

Cuber:O_O

Weenie Burger:*looking at Lit and Poff's panties*

*Clear and Cloudy seem to be trying to kill each other*
*Poff's pantieswere were white and pink*
*Lit's were red and blue*

Boi: would you girls stop arguing about who has bigger boobs? Because Poff definitely wins the contest

Poff: Thank you -w-
Clear and Lit: IMPLANTS!

Boi: just f**king dew it

Cloud: Fine-

Boi: nope, they're definetly natural

Poff: Yall wanna see for proof!? *she lifts up her hoodie*
Clear: YEAH SHOW AS YOUR FAKE AS TITTIES!
Pitch: NO-

Boi: I assure you they are not fake- and Poff pull back down that hoodie for f**k's sake

Lit: Yeah of course a SKELETON couldnt f**king know the differnce. Poor Choice in a girlfriend.
Poff: ...You take that back.
Lit: Yeah, no.

Boi: *his pupils disappear* do you wish to have all of your bones s h a t t e r e d?

Lit: Would that mean you too?
*Poff rams into Lit and Tackles her to the floor*

Boi: Cloud, can you post a death battle thingie of my and lit so that I can legally massacre her?

Cloud: But why, why would you do that?

Boi: bruh are they literally arguing about who has bigger tits?

Mucky: yep.

Cuber:yep.

Boi: but why-

Cuber:idfk.

Sludger: you all have giant ass tits now shut tf up-

Lit, Cloudy, and Clear: F**K OFF!

Sludger: no.

Lux: but who has a larger dick here?

Sludger: don’t even start-

Hex: Mucky has the largest one-

Mucky: no, Sparks does-

Sparky: nah it’s Turk.

Turk: NO-

Clear: All your dicks are small.
Lit: How would you know?
Clear: I could f**k each of them if I wanted to.

Lux: but who has the smallest one?

Sparky: probably me-

Reddy: nah it’s me.

Mucky: no me-

Hex: it’s me.

Reddy: Leafy probably has bigger tits than most of you-

Leafy: NO.

Mr. Dusk: I have the smallest one-

Lit: I dont think Your small Mucky.
Cloudy: Yes, of course you would say that. I least I GOT F**K.
Lit: BY A F**KING STICK DIPSHIT! WHATS NEXT?! ARE YOU GONNA F**K THE WHOLE TREE?!
Cloudy: *growls*

Fireball:that's gotta hurt..

Stickdanny:i'm not liking this fight...

Fireball:how's this? if Clear wins, you bring Cloudy to your place and take care of her wounds, if Cloudy wins Cuber has to take care of Clear's..

*Clear and Cloudy run at one another but they stop*
*memetale Cocoa was there*
Memetale Cocoa: Jeez... Yall are really having this fight, even though we know mine are? *she grins sly*

Fireball:the hell?

Stickdanny:phew.. the fighting stopped.

Diamond:i-i dont know how big my breasts are...

Pitch:

Bloo: *shoots Pitch* no.

Diamond:AAH!

Fireball:pfft..

Weenie Burger:*looking at Memetale's panties*

Stickdanny:*looking if Cloudy has wounds*

*Cloudy was passes out*
*Memetale was gone*

Stickdanny:CLOUDY! *runs to her*

Weenie Burger:damn it..

Fireball:looks like Clear wins..

Clear: The better one, obviously.

Stickdanny:No.. *picks Cloudy up and checks for a heartbeat*

Fireball:yep...

Cuber:uh Clear.. your cupcake bra is showing.. *blushes cyan still*

Cloudy: Im fine- Just tired.
Clear: *grabs cuber and shoves him in* Smell it then. -c-

Mucky: thanks I guess.

Shady Square Ghost: woah woah woah LADIES! calm your thick asses down!

Sparky: want me to show proof that my pencil is small?

Lux: yes.

Everyone else: NO!

Clear: We all know your's is Sparky.
Cloudy: Well, at least IM not a virgin.
Lit: YOU AND STICKDANNY DONT EVEN F**K ALOT!
Cloudy: That's not true! You.. you...BITCH!
Lit: *grabs Cloudy and throws her into a wall*

Mucky: holy-

Sparky: I’ll show you anyway.

*he rips off his pants and boxers.*

StickCat: oh god...

Pitch: *gayness intenifies*
Poff: !?
*Cloudy kicks Lit into Stickcat*

StickCat: WOAH-

Leafy: smh.

Bloo: don’t tell me Pitch is a pansexual.

Lux: YOU CALL THAT SMALL?

Sparky: YES-

Lux: IT’S LIKE ASIA DAMMIT-

Lit: *growls*
Pitch: Im bi.

Bloo: oooh.

StickCat: ...I have a girlfriend.

Leafy: is the tits argument over?

Lit: NO MY TITS ARE THE-
*Retro Clear shuts up everyone*
Retro: Sadly, yes it is. Mine are.

Leafy: thank god...

Lux: I STILL HAVE THE SMALLEST DI-

Sparky: s-shut up..

Lit: Lux, your dick is fine..?

Mucky: *kiss*

Bloo: OH GOD DID LIT ACTUALLY DID IT WITH WEENIE?-

Elder: no-

Cloud: Non Canon Lit, yes.
Lit: *happy foxo noise*

Orbit: *throwing up*

Bloo: boy, god sure is doing swell there.

Cloud and Fox: Yup-

Mucky: *petting Lit*

Sporkass: wrrrrryyyyyy-

Lit: What now? :<
Clear: *pokes sporkass with a fork*

Mucky: idk.

Sporkass: *screams of the damned*

Lit: If you want, you can come to my house :3
Clear: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Mucky: sure.

Lit: Let's go then -w- https://imgflip.com/i/4rz242

Mucky: it’s fine...

*he pats her on the head.*

Bloo: I kinda blame Lux.

Lux: ALL I ASKED WAS-

Fox: Lux your sus.
*Lit sighs*

Lux: how!?

Mucky: it’s okay buddy-

Fox: BECAUSE YOU ASKED-
Lit: Not really... *her fur goes a bit dull*

Lux: and??

Mucky: I wouldn’t mind showing it to you though.

Fox: *slamming her paws on a table* SO YOUR SUS AS F**K!
Lit: *goes yellow* you dont mean that-

Lux: BULLSH-

Mucky: of course I do lol-

Fox: YOU WANNA SEE SHIT ILL SHOW YOU SHIT- *she procceds to throw a bucket of manuare at him.*
Lit: *her fur goes back to normal* Well, I feel the same way -w-

Lux: -__-

Mucky: heh.

Fox: *dabs*
Lit: *goes more yellow and smiles soflty*

Stickdanny:maybe you need some rest after that fight my girl... *kisses and carries Cloudy to his house to sleep a bit*

Cuber:!!! *tries to breathe but sniffs the bra*

Fireball:O-O

Cloudy: -w-
Clear: lul. *smells like cherries*

Stickdanny:is that alright with you Cloudy? *pets as he carries Cloudy*

Cuber:!!! *his face goes cyan*

Cloudy: Yeahhh :D
Clear: Heh. Suck it.

Stickdanny:ok. *kisses and carries some more* here we go! imgflip.com/i/4gaaf7

Cuber:O//O oh god the Cherry...

Fireball:at least Clear isnt gonna let him sniff the panties...

Fox: The f**k is this?
Cloud: Oh hey old me.
Fox: THIS F**KERY IS CURSED!
Cloud: Nahhh-

Fireball:o-o

Cuber:the hell?

Lux: is it??

Mr. Dusk: I’m tiny af so I have the smallest one-

*Sparky tapes Dusk’s mouth shut.*

Reddy: what about Lust?

Lust: Who called~? I will be the dick inspector~
lit: NO.

Turk: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE REDDY!?

Mucky: *bangs his head against a wall*

Lust: Now, show me those dicks of yours~
Lit: Touch anyone else, but touch mucky, I'll cut your p*ssy off.

*Turk and Leafy have left.*

Lux: ok..?

*the others (except Mucky, obviously) do so.*

Lust: *her tail goes up* wowie!

Boo: technically I don’t have one so hah-

Lust: Wonderful.... But Lux is the biggest.
Lit: OcO''

Lux: thanks..?

Sparky: I swear to god no weird shit.

Lust: Now... Come here mucky- *she teleports in front of him*
Lit: *image*

Mucky: *gulp*

*Lit grabs Lust and yeets her into deltarune*
Cloudy: Jelous much?
Lit: Not jealousy. Harrassment.

Bloo: can agree-

*lit huggos mucky*

Mucky: ;—;

Lit: What's wrong? :<

Mucky: I’m embarrassed-

Bloo: Lit definitely has a crush on Mucky-

Lit: About?
Fox: Hehehehehe yep.

Mucky: I almost had to show my d**k to everyone.

Lit: Yeah.. I would have been embrassed too.. Im sorry I put you in this situation.. I shouldnt have said anything to Cloudy.

Weenie Burger:*nosebleeds*

Stickdanny: *wimpers and hopes Cloudy doesn't get hurt*

Fireball:HOLY SHIT!

Clear: Get off me swine!
Cloudy: THEN SHUT THE F**K UP SAYING MY BOOBS ARE FAKE! *she rips clear's shirt*
Poff: AH!
Lit: OH SHIT-

Cuber:HOLY- *looks at Clear's bra*

Stickdanny:calm down.. calm down *is about to cry*

Fireball:O-O

*Clear's bra was pink with cupcakes*
Clear: *her fur goes black* *she lunges at Cloudy and throws her into the ground*

Cuber:holy shit.. *blushes cyan*

Stickdanny:CLOUDY! *runs to her to see if she's okay* Cloudy, are you ok? *cry*

Cloudy: Im fine.....
Clear: *kicks stickdanny out the way and Bites Cloudy*
Cloudy: ?! *she kicks clear off her*

Stickdanny:AAH! *falls down and runs back*

Cuber:*still blushing cuz of Clear's bra*

*Cloudy takes her claws out and hits Clear*

Fireball:OH!!

Cuber:cupcake bra.. *blushes*

Clear: *heavy panting*
Cloudy: *deep growling*

Mucky: heeey assburger.