What the...

Jar Jar: NO NO! MESA INTELLIGENT! MESA VERY INTELLIGENT! MESA SMART!

An hidden city? Can you take us there?
On a second thought, no. Theys is doing millions horibble things to mesa if I is going back there.
Do you hear that? That is the sound of a million horrible things coming our way.
And when they find us they'll pound us into the ground, grind us, and blast us into oblivion.
Yes I just wrote an entire conversation between Jedi and Jar Jar Binks.

Cool cool cool cool.

IS JAR JAR INTHERE?!?!?!

Thanks Jar Jar! Mesa like you!

Everyone hates Jar Jar, but he's really funny and is a good character!

I like him too! He's funny, and he screams a lot all the time when something unexpected happens.

What speices is Jar Jar, anyway?

Jar Jar is a Gungan from the plant Naboo.

Using your own words, descibe Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

Two incompetent space samurai accidentally start space WW1, by not being able to deal with a simple trade issue. Then they team up with the princess & the frog, gamble on space Nascar for awhile & buy an underage slave boy, for some reason.
They talk about their supposedly peaceful space religion for 20 minutes then chop up a bunch of robots and a space devil, to help space Richard Nixon to get elected to space president. Because reasons.

That made no sense.

It took u a week to decide that? Ok.
I'd loan ya my copy, but I can't send it over the interwebz.

The full plot

You're welcome.