Sporkass (or Sporky, I don’t give a flying flamingo).

SPORKASS; SPORKASS; HOMOSEXUAL; NOT IMPORTANT. CLONED SHAPE-SHIFTER/DEFORMED ASIAN SQUARE; SOCIAL IMPURE; KNIVES MENTAL ASYLUMS THERAPY; SPORK INSANITY ELECTRIC POWERS ICE POWERS TECH POSSESION EMBARRASSMENT; LIX SPORKS YAOI/DOUJIN PISSING SPARKY OFF PAIN WIRES GETTING ELECTROCUTED REFRIGERATORS ANYTHING ASIAN; HE IS VERY INSANE, HE’S MOSTLY SEEN RUNNING AND HOPPING AROUND WALLS, LIX IS IN A LOVE TRIANGLE WITH HIM AND LOONOO.