SO, I HAVE 25 FOLLOWERS; 25 DIVIDED BY 5 IS 5; 5 STARTS WITH F; F IS USED WHEN SOMEONE DIES; WHO ELSE WANTS TO DIE? ASDFMOVIE MUFFIN; THIS PONY FROM MY LITTLE PONY LIKES MUFFINS; PONIES ARE NOT BABY HORSES; HORSES ARE RELATED TO OLD TOWN ROADS; ROADS REMIND ME OF THAT CAR RAMP MEME; WHO MADE CARS? HENRY FORD! FORD IS AN AMERICAN CAR COMPANY; SPEAKING OF AMERICA, WHO WERE THEIR ENEMY? THE SOVIETS, OF COURSE! THE SOVIETS ARE RELATED TO THE COLOR RED. WHO ELSE IS RELATED TO THE COLOR RED? MARIO! MARIO LIKES TO STOMP ON GOOMBAS TO COLLECT COINS; THE WORD "GOOMBA" HAS 6 LETTERS; 6 IS A MULTIPLE OF 3; 3 LINES MAKE UP A TRIANGLE; WHAT KINDA LOOKS LIKE A TRIANGLE? THE ILLUMINATI! BECAUSEOFLIFE IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!