Pain

Creator: Coolio. I can amalgamate anything, though I suppose doing it hands on is gratifying-

S n a a n i: (like snas but instead of sans it's Sunny) oooOOo so qwieurky, aoooooooooooooow omg so edgy I swear she's so messed uP
Lilly: *laughing at the image and at S n a a n i*
Sunny: Who the F**K is this? *points to S n a a n i

Artemis: wot?!

Blaze: what the actual f**k

Sunstorm: SCREW THIS IM RECORDING THIS

S n a a n i : auaauauaooooaaaauouuuuuuuaaaaaa
Sunny: Oh F**K no-one *she shoots a concentrated beam of fire at S n a a n i to no avail* DEMON!

Blaze: ah yes, clones on crack

Sunstorm: you were questioning it a minute ago-

Blaze: SHUT UP

S n a a n i: I am no clone, I am an incarnation of all that is unholy in side of Sunny. I am all that is wrong.

Bugs: nonononononono

Blaze: oh yes

Sunstorm: f**k

Bugs: AAAAAAAH!

Blaze: *about to grab bugs*

Novalis: *far away from the location of them* NONONO- *pulls Bugs into a portal*

Bugs: woah- oof. Oh, thanks for saving me...

Novalis: you’re welcome, and I am not letting her do that to anyone

Bugs: yeah... I hope so...
Bn: oh sweet, the only good eldritch being is back to normal

Novalis: Sunstorm managed to make Fakie undo that

Bn: good

Novalis: and my reputation is ruined

Bn: what reputation?

Novalis: bruh, I think you know, it’s of me being not evil

Bn: dont matter

Novalis: to me it does

Bn: some ppl tease me because I’m not as chaotic as I’m meant to be. Who cares?

Novalis: I don’t want to be compared to the two we all hate

Bn: yeah, that’s a good thing

Novalis: AND IT IS PROBABLY HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

Bn: alright lets go destroy them

Novalis: no-

Bn: oh I thought you meant the two dumbasses

Novalis: I AM NOT GOING NEAR THOSE TWO, and wtf are they even doing

Bn: blaze is probably tormenting and devouring individuals and wave is probably destroying universes

Novalis: no shit Sherlock, also no offense when I said that

Bn: it’s fine, also it’s not like they can really do anything bad to you...

Novalis: they are more powerful than me

Bn: I can easily keep them in check for the most part...

Novalis: not Blaze, she drags people into the meme realm, and doesn’t leave it

Bn: true enough but honestly what’s the worst they could do to another eldritch god like you?

Wave: I just don’t want to deal with you

Bn: fair enough. I wanted to beat you up tho but I guess it ain’t necessary

Novalis: remember the incident with Blaze’s siblings with Wave, that’s what could happen

Bn: ah. Yeah... we could probably at least take on wave. I beat him up quite often

*Wave goes back to his normal form*

Wave: no

Novalis: .....kill me

Bn: pffft you scared wave?

Novalis: Hell np

Bn: suit yourself. You might die stayin here anyway cause you stole blaze’s lunch
*he leaves*

Novalis: fine I’ll just watch you beat the shit out of Wave

Bn: alright
*he goes over to wherever wave is*

Wave: you could always try to break in restricted Brazil

Bn: meh I guess but it wouldn’t be so safe for demonstrations

Artemis: cool!

Blaze: wait you aren’t scared of- oh wait everyone is an idiot

(Canonically in Melonren, the story I am making, she is the embodiment of Fire)

Artemis: no, that is literally awesome

Blaze: uh- I literally commit genocide often for my own amusement-

Artemis: dope

Blaze: what is wrong with you, I expect people to hate and/or fear me

Artemis: sorry m8, but what you do is kinda cool to a god like me

Blaze: I am a god actually

Artemis: same *t-poses in reverse Greek mythology*

Blaze: Greek mythology is glorified ince-

Sunstorm: what the heck-

Artemis: I’m a virgin tho

Blaze: same

Sunstorm: and we might have to deal with Fakie