K.S x The FBI

Not to mention every single god in Melonren (Besides Fakie) hates him

Kedrei x Dusk.

Kedrei: for the second time today, I HAVE A WIFE

Bloo: Andromeda x Octa-

Andromeda: ok then-

Bloo: ehehehehehehehehehe-

Andromeda: are you drawing ship art-

Sunstorm: and who are we gonna ship next that is also a sibling of Blaze

Bloo: GalaxyCube x Sparkass-

Sparky: I’M ALREADY TAKEN.

Galaxycube: I am hurt

Sunstorm: And there is Solar, Seris, and Comet left to ship

Blaze: why are you shipping my siblings-

Hecks: aaaaaaaaa-

Blaze: *proceeds to eat bloo* NO

Sunstorm: I mean them separately

Elder: oooh-

Sunstorm: why do I have to deal with idiots

Hex: idk.

Me: I am going to reveal Equinox has a Japanese accent

Fakie: TELL THEM TO ASK SAKURAI TO PUT SHADOW IN SMASH

Sunstorm: oh god

BlooPan: what if I told you Lux is British?

Fakie: bad

Equinox: If someone makes a Nintendo joke I will f**king destroy their species

Elder: aren’t you literally King Olly with a scarf?

*Blaze eats Hecks*

Sunstorm: whoever ships all of Blaze’s siblings gets a free pass to a vacation spot lol

Bloo: I SHIP THEM ALL WITH YUANJIAN-

Lux, Sparky, Turk & Reddy: *slaps Bloo* NO!!

Equinox: *kills most of the pipniks off* AND NO

Lux: ...

Andromeda x Clement

Clement: I'm not even a canon character, no way!

Andromeda: WHO IS THAt

Clement: WhO aM i!?

Andromeda: who are you

Clement: Clement Vegabust, Owner of the Beer and mnt.dew bar, and I'm... incredibly lonely...

Andromeda: I’m some shape that probably needs mental help, or that’s what my brothers say

Clement: My sister thinks I need a boyfriend, she's really convinced I'm bisexual and should try my luck with dudes. Marcus kinda messed me up, so I think not.

Andromeda: well that’s terrible

Clement: She's just a matchmaker that refuses to accept I just don't really want that in my life right now.

Andromeda: Fakie is someone who will torment someone to make them do something, or torment them just for fun

Clement: Shit I'm... I'm sorry.

Andromeda: she hasn’t done it to me, but she does it to the well know people of where I am from

Fakie: STOP EXPOSING ME

Andromeda: never forcefully ship people, FAKIE IF YOU ARE LISTENING TAKE THAT ADVICE

Clement: *he smiles and chuckles, running one of his hands over his dark purple apron* nice to meet you though.

Kedrei x tblock LMAO cause he’s a black hole PFFFFFFT

Kedrei: I have a wife you pathetic mortal

Idrc

*Kedrei then eats you*(and if he successfully did you are dead)

Ghost wawawooba; f**k you

(There would be no ghost)

(I DEFY LAW)

(Ok then)

Kedrei: and someone just broke the law

Wawawooba; I AM ABOVE THE LAW

Kedrei: and I am as well

Wawawooba: did I ask you old man?

Kedrei: no mortals get an opinion

Wawawooba: no u

Kedrei: *somehow eats your ghost*

(Yes he is able to touch ghosts)

*ded*