Basically what bugs thinks of himself

Lit: Your not garbage bugs.

Bugs: really?

Lit: Nope! Your a good person, and dont let people say otherwize.

Bugs: thanks lit...

Lit: Your welcome buddy.

Bugs: I feel actually much better now...

Ezlo: GET OUT OF THE TRASH CAN, THATS MY HOME

Bugs:...

Ezlo: I decided to leave the f**king meme realm so I am living in that trash can

Bugs: I’m gonna be taken to the dump anyway...

Ezlo: sounds better than meme hell, and I think you might go somewhere else

Bugs:...

Ezlo: we all know what I mean

Bugs: yeah...

*and then a portal opens under Bugs but Ezlo grabs him before he falls in*

Bugs: crap
*he hangs on to ezlo’s hand*

*Blaze then decides to grab Bugs and then pulls him and Ezlo into the portal*

Bugs: eep!

Blaze: *eats both Bugs and Ezlo* traitor

Ezlo: WHAT THE HELL DID I DO-

Bugs: wh-WHAT?!

Blaze: you heard me, and I was talking to the stupid traitor

Bugs: how is he a traitor?!

Blaze: he decided to abandon-

Ezlo: YOU ARE A F**KING JERK TO ME

Bugs: don’t punish him for wanting to get away...

Blaze: shut it dipshit

Bugs: *whimpers*

*Ezlo then gets his Bedrock Sword out and proceeds to stab the insides of Blaze repeatedly*

Ezlo: YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOUR OWN F**KING SELF

Bugs:...

Ezlo: oh wait *teleports Bugs and himself somewhere random* I can do that

Bugs: thanks...

Ezlo: I probably will have to deal with shithead in the future

Bugs: yeah... sorry man

Ezlo: if she was terrible when she wasn’t trying to kill me, how much worse can she be now

Bugs: absolutely awful...

Ezlo: I’m gonna end this by killing myself.... just kidding, I’m happy to have some freedom

Bugs: yeah...

Ezlo: also how many people have eaten you

Bugs: in terms of different ppl.... about 10... in terms of times... probably in the hundreds

Ezlo: who have

Bugs: frigid, blaze, wave, kedrei, andromeda, Harold, pineapple, solar, galeem kirby

Ezlo: I knew all 4 of those idiots did that to you

Bugs: no don’t cry....

Ezlo: *still crying*

Bugs:... I guess not...

*and for some reason another portal opens under Bugs*

Bugs: AAAAAAH! Don’t try to save me... save yourself!-

*Ezlo teleports somewhere else*

Blaze: you thought you could escape

*bugs pats him on the back*
Bugs: it’ll be ok...

Ezlo: NO IT WONT- *more crying*

Bugs:... I’m sure it will...

Ezlo: look at your life, it never improved

Bugs: I knew there was never hope for me...

Blaze: of course *shoves bugs in her mouth*

*he whimpers*

Blaze: stop whimpering

Bugs: YOU THINK I WANNA BE KILLED AND EATEN?!

Blaze: shut *swallows*

*he yelps*

Blaze: SHUT IT

Bugs: ... no

Blaze: I HAVENT EATEN ALL DAY, BECAUSE EVERYTHING SUNSTORM GAVE ME WAS A CLONE

Bugs; yeah...

Ezlo: and who was the worst, I only want to know so I can avoid them for eternity

Bugs: either wave or frigid

Ezlo: why exactly-

Sunstorm: SUS

Bugs: I don’t know they’re both just completely awful especially since frigid acted like my mother figure for like 4 years

Ezlo: and emoji thing acted like my mom for 6000 years, so I guess we are in the same situation

Bugs: yep...

Ezlo: except mine’s worse

Bugs; yeah it is

Ezlo: *begins crying*

Bugs: and all you care about is ensuring your survival and feeding your stupid selfish self...

Blaze: I could live without eating, but then my magic would be way weaker

Bugs: selfish...

Blaze: no one asked pathetic human

Bugs: I know I’m pathetic...

Blaze: so shut

Bugs:...

Blaze: you are lucky I didn’t decide to peel your skin off, which I have done in the past

*he whimpers again*

Blaze: or cooked you, so shut the f**k up

Bugs; ...

Bugs: *whimpering some more*

Blaze: shut