Here’s a doll

Ask her what she wants me to do with it

Artemis: *cries in traumatized* w-w-w-whyyyyy!?

Artemis: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sorry I won’t do it again

Artemis: ô-ok

Soo why did you give it to me anyway?

Artemis: I-I was bored

Lel what do you want me to do wid it then?

Artemis: I-I dont know

Why are you stuttering?

*boobs the dolls nose*

Artemis: I-I’m kinda s-scared

Hmmmm

Artemis: *happi that you booped his nose*

Lel

Helo?

Artemis: *smiles*

He’s a he.

Artemis: whatever you want I guess

(I was thinking of the Greek goddess Artemis sorry)

It’s fine, I am i Greek mythology buff.

Artemis: *is scared*

Why are you scared

Artemis: some people did weird stuff with the doll

Oof

*licks the doll*

Artemis: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!,?!?

I’m testing the doll

Artemis: *is traumatized*

*wheeze*

Because I wanted to see how strong the magic was and this is the best way to get a reaction

Artemis: y-you could have poked it, or thrown it, y-y-you didn’t h-have to l-lick it!

Yeah if I threw it you would be thrown thousands of miles,if I poked it you would have had your guts knocked out

Karma: *kobe*

Artemis: aaaaaaaaaaah *is flying*

*artemis falls into a basketball hoop*

Artemis: *gets stuck in le hoop* awww shi

Adam: Wha...what is this?

Red: ............

Artemis: it’s a voodoo doll, whatever happens to it happens to me

Adam: Heh... we all know that’s a myth! -throws the doll on the ground-

Red: ADAM WAIT-

Artemis: *is knocked out*

Red: Adam... sometimes, you are SUCH an idiot.

Adam: You sound like that talking flower, red.

Artemis: *coughs* wh... why did you do t-that?

Adam: I thought it was a myth.

Artemis: n-n-nope

Dan 2.0: *pats it and hug it*

Artemis: *happi*

Blue: have no idea what to do with it

Artemis: do anything I guess

*you r/boneappletea

Bloo: *commits Leekspin*

Artemis: *is still having a mental breakdown*

Sparky: *sigh*

Artemis: w-w-w-w-w-why?

oop-

Yeah

Artemis: oh crop

Mucky: *nom*

Artemis: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- heeelllp-

Artemis: nnononononnonononooo-

Bloo: you feel slimy or anything?

Artemis: yes, and it’s soooo weird!

Bloo: he might end up becoming acidic-

Artemis: please no-

Artemis: nnnnnooooooooo!

Bloo: honhonhonhonhon- I’m so evil!

Artemis: *curls up into a ball* *cries*

*Sparky kicks Bloo in the crotch.*

Artemis: what did I do to deserve this

Artemis: oh no (I have no idea what that is*

Bloo: heh-

(https://youtu.be/1wnE4vF9CQ4)

Artemis: *spinning* woah woah woah woah woah *is dizzy and falls on the floor*

Bloo: this is amusing.

Artemis: why, why, and a why?

Bloo: idk lmao.

Artemis: imma regret saying this but is there anything else you want to do with me?

Bloo: hmmmm-

*he pulls out a whistle and blows it.*

Mucky: *rushes in*

Artemis: *is scared*

Bloo: behold, food.

Mucky: ?

Artemis: oh no

Artemis: *bonks his head hard and passes out*

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