Here’s a doll

Dan 2.0: *pats it and hug it*

Artemis: *happi*

Lynn: why are you giving this to me?

Artemis: I um I don’t know

Lynn: eh *trows it knowing he’ll fly with it*

Artemis: aaaaaah shiiiiiiii- help!

Artemis: *flys*

Lynn: ...

Artemis: *lands on his feet* why the f you do that? *picks up doll and gives it back to her*

Lynn: I have no reason to have this...

I was bored

*Artemis:

I. Know.

:l

...

Blue: have no idea what to do with it

Artemis: do anything I guess

Karma: *kobe*

Artemis: aaaaaaaaaaah *is flying*

*artemis falls into a basketball hoop*

Artemis: *gets stuck in le hoop* awww shi

*you r/boneappletea

Bloo: *commits Leekspin*

Artemis: oh crop

Mucky: *nom*

Artemis: nnononononnonononooo-

Bloo: you feel slimy or anything?

Artemis: yes, and it’s soooo weird!

Bloo: he might end up becoming acidic-

Artemis: please no-

Artemis: nnnnnooooooooo!

Bloo: honhonhonhonhon- I’m so evil!

Artemis: *curls up into a ball* *cries*

*Sparky kicks Bloo in the crotch.*

Artemis: what did I do to deserve this

Artemis: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- heeelllp-

Artemis: oh no (I have no idea what that is*

)

Bloo: heh-

(https://youtu.be/1wnE4vF9CQ4)

Artemis: *spinning* woah woah woah woah woah *is dizzy and falls on the floor*

Bloo: this is amusing.

Artemis: *bonks his head hard and passes out*

Artemis: why, why, and a why?

Bloo: idk lmao.

Artemis: imma regret saying this but is there anything else you want to do with me?

Bloo: hmmmm-

*he pulls out a whistle and blows it.*

Mucky: *rushes in*

Artemis: oh no

Artemis: *is scared*

Bloo: behold, food.

Mucky: ?

Artemis: *is still having a mental breakdown*

Sparky: *sigh*

Artemis: w-w-w-w-w-why?

oop-

Yeah