And you beating up the dog kinda reminds me of that one moment from fetch from fazbear frights (you know, the part where greg beats the s**t out of fetch)
SO MY DOG GOT IN A FIGHT WITH A BULL DOG, AND I WENT OUT SIDE WITH A BROOM, AND BEAT THE F**K OUT OF THE OTHER DOG. NOW MY DOG'S LEG IS BROKEN, AND THERE IS A HUGE SCAR ON HER SIDE.