And not like that you simpletons

I c e

IcE fIxEs eVeryThinG

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uh, you could try heartburn pills, or a heating pad. if it works on my uterus it should work on your chest.

1.) Excuse me m8
2.) We don't have any to both

ESPECIALLY HYPOTHERMIA

welp

ICE! ICE FIXES ALL!

try some soup

HAHAH, I CAN'T EAT RIGHT NOW-

oh deep breaths maybe

soooooooooooooooooo is it external or internal?

external

okay, I may not sound serious, but ice.

Ah yes
Because chest pain is fixed by ice.

Duct tape (idk you should google it)

Thing is
Things I usually do we don't have

Then idk

Ice maybe?

acupuncture

Ice, Maybe Ibprofin? Try a heating pad, a warm towel... Sleeping perhaps? Drink some water too.

Drugs

Wh-

a bowl of opi-os in the morning keeps you high all day

The fu-

d e l i c i o u s

it works.

*hands you an ice pack*

Okay everyone saying ice works on chest pain and shortness of breath-
Stop

I'm a dumbass and didn't read the comments ._. sorry

It's fine, it was just getting on my nerves.

*hands you ice for your nerves*