Octavius irl was a Roman

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Adam: So how many weird things have we seen now?

Red: I can’t even keep track anymore...

King Octavius: wait you think i’m weird? ._.

Adam: He said it!

Red: Wha-

King Octavius: *stares at red with murderous intent*

Red: Well isn’t this great? Somebody is gonna try to kill me again.

Adam: I’ll stop him if things get too ugly.

*vines shoot up from the ground and wrap around red*

Red: Ah...! What the frick?! You remind me of that talking flower

Adam: -eats popcorn-

King Octavius: *is about to crush red to death with the vines*

-suddenly a knife goes through the vines-

King Octavius: ?!

???: Your welcome.

Red: Uh.. thanks I guess cloaked person.

Adam: That voice...

King Octavius: *confused anger*

Adam: You can’t be...

???: Yes. I am the person you saw die, some weird guy with a hoodie did some modifications to me.

Red: Who is this guy?

Older Mercia: ah I see you are a cloaked being as well

King Octavius: yep

Older Mercia: so, what do you rule?

(i’m not really sure yet :\)

Older Mercia: well just so you know if there’s anyone trying to destroy a universe just tell me. Oki?

King Octavius: well tbh i might be the one destroying universes

Older Mercia: ...

*loads tentacles with murdering intentions*

King Octavius: O.O

Older Mercia:

King Octavius: GUARDS!
*two short yet menacing kirby-looking henchmen with spears run up to older mercia* (they look like this btw)

Older Mercia:*picks them up* no. *throws them*

Artemis: adorable!

King Octavius: *confusion*

Artemis: your cute kitty face!

King Octavius: *visible anger* DO I LOOK LIKE-

Artemis: yes

King Octavius: (image)

Artemis: I don’t really care

King Octavius: *angery noises*

Artemis: ok

King Octavius: *sighs in frustration*

Artemis: I want to pet uuuuuu!

King Octavius: *visible concern* G U A R D S !

Artemis: *pets u*

(king octavius isn’t a cat. he’s a demon.)

Artemis: still adorable

*two menacing kirby-looking henchmen with spears run up to artemis*

Artemis: *he decks both of them, then he continues to pet him*

King Octavius: STOP! I’M NOT A CAT!

Artemis: you is still cute *hugs him*

King Octavius: *screams in angery*

King Octavius: b**ch i’m not adorable

Artemis: one, I am not a bitch, two, yes you are

Artemis: *it doesn’t work*

King Octavius: ._.

Artemis: *puts on reality warping crown and t-poses with pure power* hahahhahahahahaahaaa *pets him* still kyyyoooooot!

Artemis: *chuckles* cuuuutttteeeee!

King Octavius: I. AM. NOT. CUTE.

Artemis: yes you ARE

King Octavius: I’m not cute! I’m supposed to be threatening!

Artemis: you are cuuutttteee not threatening

King Octavius: *the amulet on his chest plate starts glowing with a green light*

*vines shoot up from the ground and wrap around artemis*
King Octavius: STOP.

Artemis: never *somehow pets him*

King Octavius: *yeet*