Noa: bruh

Bloo: *flips table* >:(

Thomas: especially because none of you have ever had an ounce of respect for me so why should I tell ya?

Sparky: of course we do, you’re the one who’s being rude to us.

Thomas: that’s not f**king true

Sparky: I’ve almost killed you for a reason though.

Thomas: there are very few ppl I would ever trust telling

Bloo: like who?

Thomas: well for one my brother and a few others

Bloo: like who?

Thomas: now why would I tell you?

Bloo: alright alright...

Bugs:..... i don’t want Thomas to hate me wither

Either*

Bloo: ok...

Bugs: ....
Thomas should be the one to say it...
Thomas: NEVER

Bloo: I will pull a Shia LaBeouf.

Thomas: you’d never even be able to guess you dumbasses

Lux: ....is it that one time I turned into a girl?

Thomas: no way

Lux: mk.

Bloo: DO IT, JUST DO IT.

Thomas: I will never say it muahahahahahhaa

Sparky: “some guys” want to know so badly.

Reddy: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Thomas: why do you care so much?

Bloo: I WANT TO KNOW.

Thomas: fine, if you can guess who it’s I’ll tell you

Bloo: challenge accepted.

Thomas: guess then

Reddy: a guy.

Thomas: no and that’s not at all specific

Reddy: Noa’s sister??

Thomas: well that’s kinda obvious but that ain’t it

Bloo: frigid?

Thomas; ew wtf never in a million years

Bloo: B L A Z E ?

Thomas: no!

Bloo: Elder?

Thomas: no

Sunstorm: is it Equinox-

Equinox: WHAT THE ACTUAL F**K-

Thomas: wtf no

*Equinox proceeds to eat Thomas*

Thomas: WTF

Reddy: *big ass wheezing*

Equinox: ........

Reddy: Hex’s going to be maaaaad!

Equinox: and now someone’s gonna make a joke about a threesome

Fakie: DAMNIT-

Bloo: THAT’S ALMOST MY LINE-

BlooPan: yyye-

Noa: you are a strange girl
Thomas: she’s an awful little gremlin

BlooPan: awful eh? How about I draw something called “2 shapes 1 cup”-

StickCat, Lux & Sparky: NONONONONONONONONONO-

Thomas: no you little bitch
Wawawooba: fun fact Thomas actually-
*gets stabbed*

Bloo: so he watched it?

Thomas; watched what?

Bloo: 2 girls 1 cup?

Thomas: ew no. He was gonna say something else...

Bloo: like what?

Thomas;
I’m not gonna tell any of you no matter what you say or do

Bloo: *shows everyone 2 girls 1 cup*

Thomas: wtf anyway You’ll never know what he was gonna say

Bloo: f**k, so I’ve traumatized everyone for nothing....

Sparky: *shaking and crying*

Thomas: like I said, no matter what you dumbasses do I will never share my secrets

Bloo: *pouting*

Bugs: oh were you telling them about your crush o-
Thomas: *screaming*

Bloo: BUGS, WHO DID HE HAVE A CRUSH ON?

Bugs: ummmmm

Bloo: TELL MEEEEEEEE-

Bugs: I don’t like pressure!!!!