Ok, so once upon a time when I was 6 years old I was at my mom's boyfriend's friend's house up in the woods, and they had a pond that they kept for themselves. He also had 3 boys that were older than me, which were jerks. ANYWAYS, one weekend I was there and we were feeding the fish in their big pond and we were walking away when I noticed the turtle in the pond. They all walked off and I shouted "OMG A TURTLE" so 6 year old me ran to the edge of the pond, only to slip on the edge and plunge into the 2 feet deep water. My mom's boyfriend got me out while I was crying and the boys teased me. And then I changed, and went back outside, only to get peed on their dog while trying to tie my shoes. THE END.