My pokemon tier lists for the starter pokemon

Garbage section: Combusken looks like something inappropriate, dartrix looks too much like an edgy teenager, emboar is inferior to the other 2 fire fighting types in every way(And it looks like it wants to be cooked and it's like"Yes, I'm dieng), inteleon is just a guy who didn't eat in like 2 months in a lizard suit, pignite looks too fat like it looks like a meal more than anything, prinplup and quiladin are just plain abomintions

C: Too much going on with brione, chesnaut looks kinda silly, crocnaw looks like a weird caveman, delphox isn't too terrible of human like pokemon but it's still not great, grotle looks like a chia pet like come on, incineroar looks like a fire fighting type but it isn't and not in the best way(It would be in garbage if I didn't use it once), and thwakey looks like a thumb with legs(Could easily fall to Garbage)

I laughed so hard I cried.

Which one made you laugh?

You described Thwackey as a thumb with legs.

oh ye LOL

I hate Froakie and it's entire evolution line. I do agree that you like Mudkip

Okay I can see why you hate frokie and it's entire line

B: All of them are fine pokemon but primarina and empoleon can easily rise to A

A: They are all cute and dewott is pretty cool

All of A+ are either very cute or cool pokemon but not enough for S

Most of S are either very cute or very cool pokemon(Marshtomp is related to my favorite pokemon of all time)

In emerald, I use the mudkip line the most and Mudkip and Swampert are the best pokemon of all time, mudkip is adorable and swampert is just so cool

why does drizzile look like gladion

Because he is gladion LOL

and thwackey is hau

Looks more like a thumb but okay

on second thought nvm

yee

100% accurate

Thanks

Incineroar is my favorite starter...

Why?

ITS A CAT

Litten and Torracat have better designs

but Incineroar is a dark type and it's a lot stronger and even if it's slow, you can just give it a bunch of Carbos to raise its speed stat or make it hold a Choice Scarf

Inteleon is in "garbage" and I'm offended.
Also Primarina is too low.

Primarina and empoleon can easily rise to A and inteleon is just a guy who didn't eat in like 2 months in a lizard suit

yee