I DELIVER THE TOYS TO ALL THE GOOD GIRLS AND BOYS AND
'SANTA' GETS ALL THE CREDIT. MY TEAM OF MAGIC MOLES
TAKE ME ALL OVER THE WORLD AND ON CHRISTMAS DAY
IT IS ME YOU SHOULD THANK! ELVES? BAH!
MY STATE-OF-THE ART FACTORIES PRODUCE
COUNTERFEIT PRODUCTS VIRTUALLY INDISTINGUISHABLE
FROM THEIR AUTHENTIC COUNTERPARTS.
