I just got this RLLY soft blanket as an early Christmas gift

D a m n

Yes

GOod for you

gOOd

gOoD

gooD

D

the big D

... which you lack
(jkjkjkjjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk)

I know, you were looking in the mirror
(Jk)

Shit, I am one
(jkjkjkjkkjkjjkjkkjkkj *has a seizure typing it*)

Lol

Nice! I got a super soft blanket with my name o it

I got one like that last year

I want that-

NO MINE

*cries*

No cri
*huggo*

*hugs back* soooo can I have it???

Nu

XD

Moine

*steals blanket*

NOIOOOOOOO
*shoots gun next to you*
That’s a warning shot

PLEASE SHOOT ME :D

Give me the blanket first

*gives blanket* now shoot

NOPE
*teleports*

*picks up spare gun*

Aight

Oof

;-;

The gun: *teleports*

*grabs knife from kitchen*

You’re alive still lol

Sad life 🥲

Oop

*stabs myself*

*teleports medic to fix you up*
Medic:*heals you*

*yeets minecraft villager at medic*

noice

Ye

lmao noice! ive been wanting one lol but eh

Ye