Ho-Oh-Ho motherfu-

Cute!

Is sparky a Psyduck?

No, he’s a penguin-

Ok makes more sense. I love it anyway

I can see why though-

Now that I think of it, he does look like a shiny Psyduck.

Yeah lol. Did you see the thing I drew for you and the gang?

Yep.

It’s nothing amazing but as soon as I woke up this morning I started working on it, cause I wanted it to be done before you were awake or whatever. Basically before it was Christmas for you and mega and some others

Why did I say “the gang”? What is wrong with me-__-

*bugs is wearing reindeer horns*
Bugs: isn’t Christmas just wonderful?

Bloo: yup.

*thomas is dressed in a full Santa costume*
Thomas: why am I forced to do these things?

Kobe: idk.

Thomas: now I look fat

Kobe: I just look ridiculous.

Turk: nah.

Bugs: oh cheer up. It’s christmas!
Thomas: I can barely even move my arms in this suit-__-

Reddy: I am a homing missile.

blorks: I just got painted white
*hes dressed like 1/3 of a snowma

Bloo: mk.

Thomas: some dumbass pikmin painted “eat me” on me

*Fakie is covered in Red and White paint*

Fakie: WHY MUST I BE ATTACKED WITH PAINT

Thomas: I look fat in this Santa costume

Paint: you guys are lucky I’m not painting “Eat me” on you both because it’s Chris

Thomas; f**k you

*Paint paints That on Thomas*

Thomas: are you f**king kidding me?!

Paint: *forces Thomas outside*

Thomas: go***mnit you stupid pikmin

Paint: have fun getting you know what happening to you

Thomas: I doubt anyone can even see it from a distance

Paint: they can

Sunstorm: ah yes, THEY

Thomas: I doubt any of them are anywhere near here anyways

Paint: *somehow summons pineapple* you said?

Pineapple: no

Thomas: eat the pikmin

Pineapple: what’s with everyone trying to ask me to eat someone-

Paint: your connection with soggy origami and emoji satan

Thomas: ...

Paint: *begins painting a phallic shape on Thomas*

Pineapple: that’s a minor

Paint: SHIT *runs*

Thomas: WHAT THE F**K!!!!!!
*tries to wash it off*

Paint: THE FBI IS COMING FOR ME—

FBI: OPEN UP

*Paint tosses a paint bucket at them*

*they burst through unaffected and grab paint*

*Paint is screaming*

Lemon: what the heck is this-

*they ignore lemon and take paint away to federal prison*

*Paint slides through the bars on the window and flies out*

*the fbi shoot him down*

Christmas*

Hex: 0^0

Thomas:
Don’t you dare!

Hex: fine.

Thomas: thank god.
Bugs: *sighs* will blaze never learn....

Hex: wha-

Bugs: she just ate me..... for like the millionth time....

Hex: jeesh..

Bugs: ...

Hex: *pats his head* there there, I’m sure you’ll get used to it.

Kobe: ahahahahahahahaha-

Bugs: get used to it...-__-

Hex: yeah.

Bugs: hrmph.

Hex: what?

Bugs: I’m not just gonna get used to it!

Hex: I got used to my girlfriend eating me before, I’m sure Leafy got used to me eating her as well.

Leafy: *middle finger*

Bugs: it’s the worst feeling in the world

Blex (the child): *nodding intensively*

Bugs; see, he gets it

Hex: ...yeah, good point.

Bugs: I just wish I can form a better bond with her, like I have with you

Hex: if only she weren’t such a bitch.

Bugs: why would you call your girlfriend that?

Hex: shit I thought you meant Frigid-

Bloo: do not jinx her existence.

Bugs: I was talking about blaze... sorry...

Hex: *laughs in awkward* I-it’s fine-

Bugs: although frigid will never learn. I hope I never see HER again.....

Ezlo: hope to never see again- also I don’t want to see another god again

Bugs: yeah.....

Ezlo: ESPECIALLY WAVE, I CANT F**KING STAND HIM

Bugs: me neither

Ezlo: I feel bad for the people that are related to the people that died to those two

Bugs; yeah, it must be awful

Ezlo: and I feel bad for you

Bugs: you also have it tough

Ezlo: why

Bugs: I don’t know everything with having to live with wave and blaze for so long

Ezlo: list as many things as you can then

Bugs: your constant suicidal behavior, all of the genocide around you, your friends being murdered, you being murdered

Ezlo: anything else, and I don’t f**king matter

Bugs: you matter to me. You’ve always been such a great friend...

Ezlo: ALL I HAVE DONE IS LEAD PEOPLE TO THEIR DEATH

Bugs: it’s not your fault...

Ezlo: I decided to work with Oreo back then, I DECIDED TO INTERACT WITH STUPID EMOJI SATAN

Bugs:...

Ezlo: I deserve to die

Bugs: you dont

Ezlo: yes I do

Bugs: no!

Ezlo: YES

Bugs; please dont

Ezlo: wait if I die I’ll accidentally lead to your death

Bugs: probably

Ezlo: it’s more of a definitely

Fakie: *recorded that* imma send that to her, and Wave

Ezlo: *holding a gun and decides to shoot Fakie instead of himself*

Hex: SHIT I MEANT THAT SNOWY SL** DRAGON-

Fakie: and I’ll send that to her as well

Ezlo: I FORGOT THE GUN DOESNT WORK ON HER

*Hex immediately becomes his colossal form and stabs Fakie with a tentacle.*

Ezlo: well at least she is dead

Bloo: yep.