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Ask and dare Ark, another alien at the “mental hospital”

Ask and dare Ark, another alien at the “mental hospital” | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
188 views 4 upvotes Made by Howdyheyimmoss 4 years ago in Ask_blogs
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Jade: Okay, HOW BIG OF AN ARMY WOULD I NEED TO DESTROY THIS FAKE HOSPITAL, BECAUSE I KNOW TWO QUEENS AND SEVERAL WARRIOR RACES THAT WOULD HELP
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Ark: nope
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Jade: Is there a way to draw them out
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Ark: nope
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Jade: Dang it, I was hoping to pick them off one by one with Bal'flame
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Ark: well that won’t work
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Jade: *unholy screeech*
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Ark: 0-0 are you okay?
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Jade: N O
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Ark: why?
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Jade: Cause
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Ark: about....... I do not really know.. people here in the past tried and there was about .. 100?
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Jade: Would 200 dragon riding elves with magic be able to take this place down?
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Ark: they would take down about.. 5 “parents”? Maybe 6
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Jade: What if I threw in 50 fire controlling elves who have learned to fight since they could walk?
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Ark: that would take down 7 “parents”..
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Jade: What if I also threw in 1000 knights, 20 royal guards, one queen who has unlimited magic riding a dragon made of magic, 350 cult members, 500 army slaves and 200 highly trained assassins
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Ark: 15 “parents” then
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Jade: how many parents are there?
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Ark:.... 100 if I am remembering correctly
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Jade: what if I added 1300 very magical wolves
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Ark:.....
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Ark: 20
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Jade: 15 highly overpowered 20 foot tall morph bears
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Ark: 25
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Jade: 3000 30 foot tall beasts that are impervious to almost everything including guns arrows fire and anything sharp
(Ima just keep adding things from my world until it gets to 100 lol)
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(Lol)
Ark: that wouldn’t change the number at all.. maybe 26
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Jade: 6000 saber tooth tigers made of shadow that are like impossible to hurt
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Ark: 30
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Jade: 7000 very angry iron dragons with unbreakable iron scales and fire that melts stone
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Ark: still 30
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Jade: How does 7000 dragons not change the number at all?!
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Ark: why do you want to take down the “parents” if you don’t mind me asking?
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Jade: To destroy this so called mental hospital
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Ark: it won’t work. Whatever you are planning. It just won’t. Nothing ever has.
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Jade: How powerful are these "parents'?
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Ark: they have a wide range of power, but most of them are pretty powerful
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Jade: Could they fight off an entire world working together to defeat them
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Ark: yep, a few would die, but not all of them
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Jade: They could fight 11 billion humanoids, all give unlimited magic, with many of them being well trained in combat, and all of them being constantly healed
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Ark: yep
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Jade: Do they ever leave the "mental hospital"?
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Ark: *shrugs* it just doesn’t
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