Two Hexagonal Lovebirds.

Light and Darkbell: I ship it.

BlooPan: ok then.

Bloo: *banging with frying pans* 🎶HOW CAN A STICKMAN AND A FOX HAVE SEEEE-🎶

Cloudy: *shurgs*
Lightbell: *pokes hex* So cute.

Hex: *derp*

Lightbell: *pokes hex again* :3

Mr. Light: Hmm.. I should find those, but I can't fight them. I was wondering I am seeing them. Did they see me? (Hiding at the wall and looking at them)

Bloo: did I here someone talk?

Mr. Light: Oh, Crap! They heard me? Hey, Guys! Didn't I disturb you?! I didn't know you were dating.

Hex: I didn’t even know you were here.

Mr. Light: Well, Hell I was. Anyways, Aren't you guys going somewhere special for yourselves? Wonder you guys are good guys. (Drinks water) Ahh, That's some good drink. There's Olive garden over there.

Don't make me miss about Dancest-

*flashbacks to BlooCest*

okay now i miss Dancest

We ain’t stopping you from drawing it.

*also flashbacks to looking at Dantai*

Yeah

*flashbacks to looking at the one that Dan 2.0 got f*cked by tentacles*

Wait how old are the Dans?

wait did i just tell you that all the Dans are on the same age?

But it’s henti-

It is against the law in the US (I think)

F**k.

Fakie: *takes a picture* this one is going in my Wave blackmailing album

Blaze: what the f**k-

Bloo: SHIT-

Fakie: try Blackmailing Wave, it’s fun

Blaze: I heard Logan make a joke about a foursome with Chilly, Olly, Wave, and K.S

Sunstorm: that’s never gonna happen

Bloo: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Blaze: also why tf is Hex behind me in this picture

Fakie: Hexagon Pornography will be real

Hex: idk.

BlooPan: *holding holy things*

Fakie: holy shit doesn’t affect me

Blaze: seriously why was he behind me

Bloo: I think he likes you, a lot.

*Blaze just hugs Hex*

Fakie: Hexagonal Pornography will be real on December 25-

*Fakie gets sent to Brazil*

BlooPan:

Fakie: FUUUUUUUUUUU-

Blaze: Fakie is finally where she belongs

Brazilian Wandering Spider: it is my time to shine.

Fakie: *screaming*

Blaze: *just watching*

Fireball:oh no, NOT HEXCEST!

Bloo: they’re not related though-

Blaze: IM NOT RELATED TO HIM-

Fireball:I know, Hex told me!

Bugs: aww you guys are so cute together

Fakie: wanna blackmail soggy paper

Bugs: into doing what?

Fakie: tormenting him

Bugs: I gusss.... but I don’t want him to hurt blaze or hex

Fakie: he won’t touch Blaze for some reason

Bugs: but he could still hurt hex or the kid

Fakie: who cares

Bugs: I do

Fakie: well no one asked

Bugs: -____-

Fakie: go f**k a cactus

Bugs: I’m not going to because I’m not like that and I’m only 13 anyways

Fakie: I’m gonna put you in a room with K.S-

*the police is here now and they take Fakie away*

Bugs: -__-

Sunstorm: she is in federal Prison now I guess

Bugs: good

*Blaze for some reason decides to eat Bugs*

Bugs: blaze! Why?

Blaze: ......

Bugs; please blaze, it’s practically Christmas. Don’t do this

Blaze: *spits him out* fine

Bugs: thank you. If you’re hungry, I can help you find something to eat

Blaze: What the heck- why the hell did you say that- why are you thinking of sacrificing someone to me-

Sunstorm: calm tf down-

Bugs; I meant an alternative....

Blaze: like what-

Bugs: livestock, animals? Idrk

Blaze: hell no

Bugs: -__- fine, than I have no idea

*Blaze just eats him again*

Bugs: *sighs*
Fine. If it makes you happy...
*to himself*: why does this always happen to me?

Blaze: ....what the hell-

Bugs: I’m not gonna fight you cause I know I’m weak and won’t ever win

*Blaze teleports to the Meme realm and falls asleep there*

Bugs: *sigh* why am I so pathetic...

Blaze: *sleeping*

Bugs: might as well die I guess...

*Sunstorm manages to teleport Bugs to him*

Sunstorm: p

Bugs: thanks....

Wave: F**k you

Bn: yeah yeah

Fakie: lemme send those pic- *gets eaten by Wave*

Wave: *still angry*

Bn: stop bitching about stuff wave

Wave: She kept sending me pictures of Blaze and Hex all day, spamming it as well

Bn: I mean she deserved to die but still

Wave: F**K OFF

Bn: nah

Sunstorm: I witnessed a small Fuzzy dragon get eaten by Wa-

Rainstorm: keep that cursed shit to yourself until you see a therapist

Bugs: fuzzy dragon?

Sunstorm: it was a dragon named Ember who I saw interacting with Thomas about 2 months ago

Bugs: wasn’t she blaze’s kid? Or something?

Sunstorm: she was, and we all know how much of a bitch Wave is

Bugs: wouldn’t blaze find out then? Or is she too busy sleeping-__-

Sunstorm: she forgot about-

Rainstorm: I’m revoking her rights to take care of the floofy dragon

Bugs:... she doesn’t seem mature enough to take care of a child...

Rainstorm: Blaze is only forgetful as hell

Bugs: yeah, she’s much more suited than wave, but she does tend to forget things a lot....

Rainstorm: he isn’t allowed anywhere Near children, NO HE ISNT A PEDO

Bugs: yeah, he just has no sense at all of morals or anything. Especially towards children

Rainstorm: also f**k Fakie

Bugs: yeah, she’s just awful.

Rainstorm: she is the embodiment of Chaos

Bugs: yeah

Rainstorm: I can slightly see titan Wave in the sky- SHIT HE IS AT IT AGAIN-

Bn: say no more. That little bitch will get what’s coming to him

*Wave just stops*

Rainstorm: next time don’t say it out loud

Bn: oops...

Sunstorm: are you always here or something-

Bn: I have a special sense that alerts me whenever extreme danger or chaos is imminent

Logan: Ezlo has a sense that lets him find ways to die easily-

Sunstorm: what the f**k

Rainstorm: and he is at it again, and I mean soggy paper

*bn shrinks wave down a ton*

*Wave is just sitting on the ground, angry*

Bn: how you like that?