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THE PLAGUE OF THE TABLETOUCHπ
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soooo there was this thing my best friends and I would do. π
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it's like the cheesetouch but your food has to touch the table directly π
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and then you touch it π
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and you can prevent it by crossing my fingers. π
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MEANWHILE the other group made up the CROSSTOUCH so I had to invent the strategy "halftouch" my fingers are half crossed, but they're half uncrossed too. So we all did it. π
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one day the table touch started and my friend sitting at my table went to go touch my friend in the OTHER group. π
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we watch as she touches the guy that hit on all the tall girls, and then HE touched the guy I was framed for having a crush on, and then the guy I said I lowkey liked touched his LUNCHBOX which he was touching. Then he bumps into some guy as we flood out of the cafeteria. π
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE GUY WAS BEHIND ME AND MY BEST FRIEND AND SHE LITERALLY WHISPERED "the guy keeps flat tiring me but I cant get the table touch because I'm halftouching" and then we see him drag his hand on the water bubbler as he passes by it and we all go to class.π
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AFTER CLASS, I walcc out and I see some girl DRINCCING FROM IT π
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I panic and run to my friend to tell her and we just went "oh no"
It could be anywhere! like literally anywhere!!!π
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anyways more rounds of table touch started later and it happened so often now my hands naturally go in the halftouch, and it's been 2 years! π
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the endπ
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