*oh no intensifies*

Thrash: Who do you ship me with-

Creator: I ship you with *loud wheeze* COMIC

Thrash: Who tf is that

Creator: I was joking but that's underhertail sans. (DONT SEARCH IT UP NONONONO-)

Thrash: UUuuuuhhhhhh

Creator: joke. You stay single till you die, depressing, really

just like me

oof size: large

Thrash: YES, LETS GOOOOO

Creator: You're single for the sake of being single. *loud wheeze*

Thrash: And that's how I like it, I don't need women-

Creator: I'm not your bartender, grillby is but o k *hands her a beer*

Thrash: Thanks- *cracks it open and takes a chug*

Creator: you have an interesting personality.

Thrash: How so? *cracks a beer open, taking a sip*

Creator: if you stay single you're pretty much asex.

Thrash: Not really

Creator: *opens a spiked ketchup and downs half the bottle* no problem.

Thrash: *nearly gags* WHAT TH-

Creator: oh jeez, beer. I stay away from the stuff. mostly. Anyway, back to topic. You're stubborn and double sided

Thrash: How tf am I double sided- *gulps down half the beer*

Creator: spiked drink of ketchup or mustard, yeah it's unusual, who cares I'm a f**king sans

Thrash: *nearly throws up*

Creator: stubborn but easy to let go. interesting.

Thrash: I like your strange words magic man-

Creator: M k a y , and I would point out a loophole but I'm sure that was purposeful

Thrash: tf is that?

Creator: Either that or you're picky as fuq, yeah that sounds like you

Thrash: *rolls eyes*

Creator: yeah no s h i t
wait wait wait wait
you're asexual but also lesbian?

Thrash: When did I say I was asexual? And yesh

Creator: strange? perhaps. Magic? definitely.

Thrash: *rolls eyes*

Creator: Weak.

Thrash: Its f**king disgusting-

Creator: I don't lie

Thrash: Well, I have certain likes, and dislikes, not exactly "picky"

Creator: you said women, didn't say men.

Thrash: Ah, well, I'm mostly lesbian-

Creator: ...said everyone picky ever.

Thrash: *glares*

Creator: *throws a glass beer bottle at her*

Thrash: *catches it before it hits her* Well that's not very nice- *chugs the rest of her beer down*

Creator: mkay then *chugs moscato*

Creator: testing your buzzed reflexes.

Thrash: Oho, I ain't buzzed yet-

Creator: *loud wheeze*

Thrash: What are you laughing about-

Creator: try me mothercucker.

Thrash: I'm not, one beer is like a sip of vodka for me-

Creator: I've downed 100% alc. and lived. few times

Thrash: Great, can you hand me another beer?