Baby Hex.

Blaze: wait how old is hex- I’m literally 428 Billion years old-

(I changed her age so it really wasn’t meme like)

Baby Hex: ??

Blaze: *gently pats his head for no reason*

Baby Hex: *purring*

Blaze: *keeps patting him gently*

Reddy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Blaze: Reddy stop *Attempts to pick up Baby hex*

Baby Hex: *derp*

*Blaze just teleports to the meme realm* (with you know who)

Bloo: idk and why am I here-

Bloo: oh-

Blaze: why the hell do I act like a parent

Bloo: a shit-ton of years old since I can’t count.

Orbit: he’s MENTALLY 28 though.

Blaze: round it

Bloo: wha-

Blaze: seriously how old is he

Bloo: I guess he’s a bit younger than the Methuselah star.

Blaze: so like 14 billion?

(I had to google it)

Bloo: yeah I guess.

Blaze: Baby Hex is adorable, oh great now I’m f**ked

Bloo: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH-

Blaze: where is baby Hex-

Lightbell: Aw!

Baby Hex: ?

OH SHIT HE’S GOT A GUN

Baby Hex: wew.

*shoots*

AAH!

*he shoots a shit-ton of non-inanimate Weenie Burgers.*

BABY WITH A GUN! I REPEAT, BABY WITH A GUN-

IT’S A BABY WITH A GUN.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA